Excuse the pun in the title, but give me 8 broken ribs, a punctured lung and a shattered collarbone any day.
...sent from my i-phone, that is tougher than me!
...sent from my i-phone, that is tougher than me!
24 August 2009
Mongo Saves The Rock
These pictures show the "lengths" that TQ will go to in order to help out a teammate. A potential disaster was narrowly avoided on Saturday when the Westpac Helicopter realised that the cable lowering the rescue cage had broken. Luckily, Mongo was on board getting his Helicopter Merit Badge for the Army Reserves. Mongo's quick thinking in dropping his strides saved crucial minutes in the dramatic rescue and both TQ and The Rock thank him.
23 August 2009
S&B says the Rock's car handles beautifully
Patty Chivers has just sent us through photos form the return trip from Wingello State Forest. After S&B finally found the handbrake, he discovered that the Volvo really does corner like its on rails...almost.
Water Bar responsible for Injuries to the Rock? Unlikely says MTB Event Whistle Blower
The far fetched excuse by race organisers as to the water bar being responsible for the injuries suffered by hard man the Rock appears to be crumbling under closer inspection by authorities.
An event whistle blower has stated that race officials came up with the water bar explanation in order to cover up the presence of Rock breaking heavy machinery found close to the location of the accident this weekend.
Doctors who looked after the Rock confirmed that special equipment would have been required to break the granite bones of the QUON hard man.
A mobile phone picture message was also sent in anonymously from a participant in the event who apparently spied the machinery being hastily removed just after the water bar incident occurred.
With ACA and 60 minutes both on the case, the truth is sure to out in the next few days.
Until then all Team QUON brethren, family members and supporters wish the Rock a fast and speedy recovery and our thoughts are with you and your family.
We can't wait to see you back on your bike again Rock!
An event whistle blower has stated that race officials came up with the water bar explanation in order to cover up the presence of Rock breaking heavy machinery found close to the location of the accident this weekend.
Doctors who looked after the Rock confirmed that special equipment would have been required to break the granite bones of the QUON hard man.
A mobile phone picture message was also sent in anonymously from a participant in the event who apparently spied the machinery being hastily removed just after the water bar incident occurred.
With ACA and 60 minutes both on the case, the truth is sure to out in the next few days.Until then all Team QUON brethren, family members and supporters wish the Rock a fast and speedy recovery and our thoughts are with you and your family.
We can't wait to see you back on your bike again Rock!
The Rock Bites it at The 3 Ring Circus
These pictures just in from The Rock's escapades at Wingello State Forrest yesterday. The Rock was a little ambitious on a water bar and came off second best. The QUON wishes you a speedy recovery mate.
19 August 2009
What is in this Box?
Arguably the greatest array of prizes ever offered for a cycling race in Canberra – and it is all on the line at the QUON Teams World Championships Road Race.
The QM has gone crazy! On top of the incredible innovation of $50 prize money to the winning team, there are close to $200 worth of other prizes to be shared by the winning team. Including a unique customised Italian designed jersey.
QUON members (and QUONabees/QUON Rookies) who wish to compete are asked to enter by COB next Tuesday the (August 25th), so teams can be organised for the race. (email the dribble or let Br Zany Terracini know)
Race start is 8:30am Saturday August 29 at QUONlo. Meet at the Ghost Ride Shop at 7:30am for a warm-up ride to the start.
QM
18 August 2009
Wild Experience
As the cover of darkness lifts, and whilst the idea of a little more shut eye seems just a treat,
And the effects of the urban wilderness and perhaps a wild night before, memories fossilised and relived from Tounge and Grove, B-bar and the Red tube are collected.
A breed of animal awakes from its sleep, no not a ‘Yeti’.
With an innate impulse, natural inclination and aptitude of riding with the QUON. They celebrate this tradition and worship the role of QUON Master, with ‘Smuppi’ its ‘national treasure’.
As the team collectively assembles at the spiritual place [Ghost shop], emerging from the urban wilderness, the natives restlessness wait for the shambles to begin – who and where?
There’s Terra, Spud, Pysie and lets not forget ‘skin-n-bones’ to name just some.
An experience to behold in the animal kingdom.
The process of evolution is continually tested, with development of a new off-spring called a QUON-a-bee. With names such as Mascot, Hulk, Rex, Flying Squirrel being thrown around, he is known by an abbreviated wave, seen on applause in acknowledgement of his arrival.
Ultimately the QUON Master and Team QUON Elders can decide the fate of this new off spring,
and its promotion to ‘Rookie Status’. Thumbs up or down? Which of the two will be the cry.
Doubts are cast, and great faith shown. Is this rookie fit for our team? Risk be known of the consequence to the nominee and the offering of the QUON kit for burning.
To be a QUON stems from an intrinsic understanding of what animal instincts are required to be one.
This species of cycling animal is endangered by new ideas and the implementation of new policies [ie.Youth],
It is fiercely protected by its Elders [Steering Committee], and cannot be defined alone by the coffee it drinks, the condiment it spreads on its toast or even why it choses to spit its dummy.
It stems from its primal instincts and its need to attack, attack, attack!
From what I see, the qualities intrinsically attach this animal are loyalty, spirit, commitment, mateship, pride, contribution and of course willing to accept retribution, team and responsible for the survival of this unique breed.
All qualities this wanna-bee QUON, is willing to embrace.
The scriptures may never be re-scribed, however indeed it fails to acknowledge the creation of the Team QUON ands its willingness to attack, attack, attack!
Mascot
As the cover of darkness lifts, and whilst the idea of a little more shut eye seems just a treat,
And the effects of the urban wilderness and perhaps a wild night before, memories fossilised and relived from Tounge and Grove, B-bar and the Red tube are collected.
A breed of animal awakes from its sleep, no not a ‘Yeti’.
With an innate impulse, natural inclination and aptitude of riding with the QUON. They celebrate this tradition and worship the role of QUON Master, with ‘Smuppi’ its ‘national treasure’.
As the team collectively assembles at the spiritual place [Ghost shop], emerging from the urban wilderness, the natives restlessness wait for the shambles to begin – who and where?
There’s Terra, Spud, Pysie and lets not forget ‘skin-n-bones’ to name just some.
An experience to behold in the animal kingdom.
The process of evolution is continually tested, with development of a new off-spring called a QUON-a-bee. With names such as Mascot, Hulk, Rex, Flying Squirrel being thrown around, he is known by an abbreviated wave, seen on applause in acknowledgement of his arrival.
Ultimately the QUON Master and Team QUON Elders can decide the fate of this new off spring,
and its promotion to ‘Rookie Status’. Thumbs up or down? Which of the two will be the cry.
Doubts are cast, and great faith shown. Is this rookie fit for our team? Risk be known of the consequence to the nominee and the offering of the QUON kit for burning.
To be a QUON stems from an intrinsic understanding of what animal instincts are required to be one.
This species of cycling animal is endangered by new ideas and the implementation of new policies [ie.Youth],
It is fiercely protected by its Elders [Steering Committee], and cannot be defined alone by the coffee it drinks, the condiment it spreads on its toast or even why it choses to spit its dummy.
It stems from its primal instincts and its need to attack, attack, attack!
From what I see, the qualities intrinsically attach this animal are loyalty, spirit, commitment, mateship, pride, contribution and of course willing to accept retribution, team and responsible for the survival of this unique breed.
All qualities this wanna-bee QUON, is willing to embrace.
The scriptures may never be re-scribed, however indeed it fails to acknowledge the creation of the Team QUON ands its willingness to attack, attack, attack!
Mascot
13 August 2009
Podium Finish for Team QUON Socks
In their world tour of domination. Team QUON socks stopped over for an ITU race in Singapore last week.
The socks dominated and came home in 2nd; letting fellow Aussie Amberger win because it was his birthday.
The socks will no doubt win the next race they enter.
12 August 2009
Team Quon Europe Chapter Represents
Wombats has been hitting the Bergs in Europe. These pictures show that it is now more like one wombat fighting in a heshan sack instead of the 2 that used to be there. The big fella successfully pulled himself along a 170km road race that took in some of the biggest climbs in Europe. Nice work Wombats! Hopefully "Brother of Wombats" can acquit himself in the same manner in the upcoming crit season (dependent on him getting the nod from Scotty Rocks of course!).
10 August 2009
Stomps, STOMPS to WIN!
The QUONs Br Tonii (Stomps) has taken his maiden victory. He took on all comers and won the Iron Mike B grade race on Saturday. Stomps, known for his massive training sessions, is finally reaping the rewards. He has been the form rider at Fridays HOT of late and a dominant SHAMBLER, his victory at the Iron Mike is a sign of things to come. Beware Canberra B Graders!!
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