Fantasy becomes reality

A huge night for the QUON tonight!

Congratulations to everyone who raced; there was blue sex at QUONlo tonight.

We had 7 place getters, with the AMBO racking up a win and 16 points in D grade. Special mention must go to rookie BEN THE BUILDER, S&B and McFLY who all got some chunky points in the season opener.

We have 19 starters in the Fantasy tipping which kicked off tonight, and still recruiting for week 2. WALKS has hit the lead early with 34 points, followed by McFLY, SWP, The MAYOR and BEAGLE. Full details will be sent on the dribble on Thursday, and remember the trade window opens at noon on Saturday and closes at 5pm on Tuesday. 1 trade only permitted per week, and you cannot trade yourself out.

It's still the day of love, so give someone some lov'n tonight!

48hrs to go

WITH LESS THAN 48HRS TO GO THERE IS:

• NO RUUULLLLZZ
• NO TEAMS
• NO MCA

Sort it out QM or step aside and let a young bull sort it out.

*** Press Release: Team QUON Olympic Sprint World Championshsips

Beagle struggling

Team QUON Olympic Sprint World Championships
QUONlo Cycle Arena, Saturday October 21

The second running of this event featured easily the strongest field seen in a Canberra cycling event for many years. A cramped local calendar saw a clash with the Corin Classic cycling event, but no self-respecting QUONner should ever do a real race on the weekend anyway.

The visionary format was designed for the sort of spectacular racing not usually seen at QUONlo (the CCC would be well served to copy and implement it themselves). It is based on teams of 4 made up of an A grader, B grader, C grader, and a D grader (or Paddy). With teams racing off pursuit style in an Olympic Sprint format.

The racing as expected was amazing, giving the other stunned track users a close-up lesson in Euro-lactic style racing. On such days of pure sporting elegance and power it is easy to see why the track was named after Team QUON.

After a qualifying round and 2 semi-finals, the first place race off was between Uncle Halvo's barbie dolls (Halvo/Spud/Robobo/Cuddles) and the Lactic snot bubbles Uber/QM/GTE/Gary Codkin). With Halvo making short work of it and leading his babes to the quickest time of the night (6:37), destroying a team badly hand-picked by the QM himself.

The last place race off saw Mongo tort me everything i no (Liam/Stomps/LBF/Walks) forced to skull beers due to a crushing loss at the shaved legs of Mitchi luvs Myfie (Beagle/Mouldy/Rads/Paddy) a team badly hampered by a below par Beagle.

The other 2 teams were so lacklustre they deserve no mention.

Best and fairest: Cuddles as the only member of the winning team not on a free Trek bike.

Worst effort: LBF for beer drinking performance issues.

No shows: Scotty Rocks and Tandoori (no wonder there is an Elder’s re-evaluation process currently going on).

Paddy prays to the lactate gods

"Randwick: What were you thinking?"

Ladies and Gentlemen

Desire, Dream & Vision

SKIN & BONES IS BACK

The QUON's Dark Horse in 2011

A New Breed of QUON Master has emerged.

The Spring Carnival is here and whilst 2011 is seen a season of Redemption for Team QUON,

its leader was seen on Caulfield Cup day riding a different type of horse amongst the fillies.

In a year already defined and marked by QUONtroversy, its leader is coming back into form and is being groomed as the Dark Horse of the QUON in 2011.

Dark Horse:

n. a person with known potential

Horseplay:

n. rough and boisterous

Horsepower:

n. a unit measurement of power or rate of doing work, in imperial system defined as 550 foot pounds per second (Equal to 745.7 watts)

Canberra Bilby's - My First Ironman (By Jason Pye)

Article taken from Thursday 4 May, 1978

Today was my first ironman. My first marathon, my first 3.8km swim in a bunch of 1,600 people and my first 180km ride with no drafting and no mates to talk too (well sort of). To say I was scared was an understatement.

The day started off really well though, no sign of rain or too much wind (which we had during the week). Battled to get my sustain and muffins down for breakfast as the nervous energy was really building.I was staying with two other friends who were old hats and Ironman, but they weren't saying much when we first woke, so it made me even more nervous. We got down to transition nice and early so I could pump the tyres up and try to calm the nerves. It seemed to work.

I know you all are dying to read some more - http://bilbys.org/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=71&Itemid=60

QM vows to rid of all riders sitting in

QM Zany Terracini today issued a warning (between snot bubbles) to exterminate all riders sitting on at the world renowned HoT.

In glorious form this morning, whilst riding the new route, the QM could be heard loud and clear screaming at all scum sitting on. Team QUON does not condone sitting on. It is soft, boring, and gay. If you want to sit on, go ride the Velo bunch.

If any riders are caught sitting on "waiting for the hills" at next week's HoT, TQ will publicly name and shame the individual on the blog (if we had one).

Red Hills anyone?

A few cheeky red hills were on the program, but a certain former QUONer went myffing in action. #moist

A friendly reminder to all TQ

Earlier this year, current QM Zany Terracini announced he would continue as the unchallenged QUON Master for the 2011-12 season. On this night something special happened. A new, better, more innovative 7 point plan was unveiled and this had the QUON in awe.

A part of this plan was a weight loss challenge. On the night it was sprung upon TQ (after copious amounts of pizza and beer) that the scales were to be donned and each QUONer weighed. The results were shocking.

The time has come for the second round of weigh in results. The first crit of the season dawns, October 26, 2011. There have been a lot of QUONers in some really, really good paddocks over the winter months, and our QM would just like to announce a friendly reminder that there will be scales at the first official crit. You have been warned gentlemen.

STOPPING AT CRASHES

Would it kill you to stop and check on downed riders? We were not in the hunt for first or anything.

Get well Soon Marty and the other guy.

Everyone's a winner in our eyes

And to the blog administrator/fun police, delete this one - I dare you!

The Fun Police

NO FUN ALLOWED. Anything that resembles fun will be deleted and removed.

If you want fun please go somewhere else because Team QUON has officially been castrated.

Im going to ride with Suzuki. They have fun......

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

Sparks were flying at the Wednesday World Champs

Who would have thought so many Sparks would fly in a Wednesday World Championship bunch ride, I mean race. Many QUONers are claiming there was quite a heated argument between two individuals, something about who was going to claim 15th place in the kick...

So many questions: Wil there be a rematch next week? Wil there be more Sparks? Wil they ever use training wheels? Wil they start up the lawnmowers? Wil either of them get a top 10?

40% Off all Summer Wigs Sale

All of our wigs have been marked down to rock bottom prices! SALE SALE SALE! Get in quick before they all run out. Black wigs, blonde wigs, ginga wigs, grey wigs. Even our pube beards are half price. Whatever you need we have it at 'Smuppys Discount Wigs Sale'.

WHEN UNCLE GARETH'S WILD OATS DON'T TASTE SO GOOD, TEAM QUON RECOMMENDS LISTERINE, FOR THAT LONG LASTING STOMPING FRESHNESS

Good one Rads!

You must have found turning 40 hard hey Mayor?