18 March 2014

Backing the Right Horse


Transcript of interview with the Leader of the Opposition Bill Shorten on 7:30 Report last week:

LS: Mr Shorten, there has recently been some QUONtroversy as to whether Br Wallet has previously raced Stockingbingal or not.  Can you please tell us your view if you think Br Skin n Bones is correct in his assertion that he never has, or not.

BS: I understand Br Wallet has addressed this in a discussion at EQ in the last week or so, I haven't heard what it is that he said, but let me say that I support whatever it is that he said.

LS: Hang on, you haven't heard what it is that Br Wallet said . . .

BS: But I support what it is that he said.

LS: Well, what's your view?  Has Br Wallet previously raced Stockingbingal or not?

BS: My view is whatever it is that Br Wallet's view is.

LS: Surely you must have your own view on this.

BS: No, when you ask what's my view on this, it's a general question that asks me to go to lots of places.

LS: Specifically, the question is whether you think Br Wallet is correct that he has previously raced Stockingbinal, or whether Br Skin n Bones is correct that he never has.

BS: These matters are yet to be determined, but I support whatever it is that Br Wallet has said.

LS: But you don't know what that is.

BS: Whatever it is, I am sure he is right!

07 March 2014

We Believe In Bikes


The question of the week is whether VolKano's big win this week has been enough to lift the Trek Curse(TM).  We know everyone will have not stopped hearing about it yet.  Punters await with bated breath to see who turns up to the Shambles tomorrow morning.  Rumour has it that a certain Pudding may tear himself away from twitter for the morning and make an appearance.

05 March 2014

How good is Crossy




Almighty..... The little engine that could.