In what is expected to be 2008's smash hit album, John Coltrane has released the first in a seven part tribute series to Canberra's largest and strongest Criterium racing team, Team QUON.Coltrane remarked "last night at QUONlo I was overcome, I was amazed and I was in awe"....as Coltrane began to quiver, he continued: "I was just so amazed by the unity, the willingness to sacrifice and the cohesion of this remarkable group of semi-professional athletes. All I can do is make my respect for the QUON known, so here goes, I guess".
With the smash hit single - "Can you feel the Pain of the Long Blue Vein" the new tribute series is tipped to dominate the airwaves for months.
Team QUON has not provided any comments on the unsolicited tribute series, however QUON spokesman SGT BIGDOG is delighted with the release, commenting that he might just make a return to the Criterium circuit, so he can be part of something worthwhile and lose the gunt that has rendered him unserviceable to the Canberra community for so long.
