There are questions that need answers
From those who are in the know.
What rumours are in the mill,
traditions are our keepsake we'll have you know.
The GRS, 8 Mile and Giraffe's at 7am
Jim Murphy's (RIP), the princess castle, a healthy gulp of Sherry,
These are just the sort of things
That we all commit to memory.
The definition has been clear from that very fateful day
When Scotty Rocks could be heard calling, from back a fair way
This ride is a 'Shambles' you wanna hope I don't catch you back
cause I'm gonna rip off your fucking head and shit down your fucking neck.
From that day on it was known to everyone who dared to ride it
as the Shambles cause it had no route or order just a start point
Only one rule existed and this was known by all
Coffee shop by 10am, Cafe QUON was the call
The greatest Shambles of the year is clearly Xmas time,
Where members of the QUON are given a chance to shine.
Where nakedness is welcomed, hats off to Mrs Mongo,
The beers do flow, the stories told, argh it doesn't seem that long ago.
Whether 'goon of fortune' in a backyard, where a QUON Euro got a bit messy
Or nude skids in Glebe Park, where Almighty was mighty impressive
It's short for some and long for others, with 7 to 7 'assisted' being allowed,
Whatever your slant the Xmas Shambles has always drawn a crowd.
Is it true that this could be the year to break some or all the above
With the youth policy in full swing, and Pysie at the Q club (#killinglife)
Are the organising youth taking the liberties they're not afforded?
Will this years Xmas Shambles be shot down or forever applauded.
I hope that they know what their doing, for this could go either way
The elders could call a nude vote and send them all on their way
The fair haired one, the ring leader, the one they all look up to
If he pulls this off he will be always known as the 'Shamblesguru'?
Good luck boys. Remember Daddy's watching.
From those who are in the know.
What rumours are in the mill,
traditions are our keepsake we'll have you know.
The GRS, 8 Mile and Giraffe's at 7am
Jim Murphy's (RIP), the princess castle, a healthy gulp of Sherry,
These are just the sort of things
That we all commit to memory.
The definition has been clear from that very fateful day
When Scotty Rocks could be heard calling, from back a fair way
This ride is a 'Shambles' you wanna hope I don't catch you back
cause I'm gonna rip off your fucking head and shit down your fucking neck.
From that day on it was known to everyone who dared to ride it
as the Shambles cause it had no route or order just a start point
Only one rule existed and this was known by all
Coffee shop by 10am, Cafe QUON was the call
The greatest Shambles of the year is clearly Xmas time,
Where members of the QUON are given a chance to shine.
Where nakedness is welcomed, hats off to Mrs Mongo,
The beers do flow, the stories told, argh it doesn't seem that long ago.
Whether 'goon of fortune' in a backyard, where a QUON Euro got a bit messy
Or nude skids in Glebe Park, where Almighty was mighty impressive
It's short for some and long for others, with 7 to 7 'assisted' being allowed,
Whatever your slant the Xmas Shambles has always drawn a crowd.
Is it true that this could be the year to break some or all the above
With the youth policy in full swing, and Pysie at the Q club (#killinglife)
Are the organising youth taking the liberties they're not afforded?
Will this years Xmas Shambles be shot down or forever applauded.
I hope that they know what their doing, for this could go either way
The elders could call a nude vote and send them all on their way
The fair haired one, the ring leader, the one they all look up to
If he pulls this off he will be always known as the 'Shamblesguru'?
Good luck boys. Remember Daddy's watching.
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