Ode to BigDog

The dog was big one day, big enough to know the way
Could run and ride and probably swim, but how fast can you go with a double chin?
Then one day he stopped, and got really fat
Now doesn't fit into his QUON jersey, knicks and cap

A rule of the QUON is once in, always in..
Sometimes some do wear this rule thin
With the sh!t he dibbles incessantly, I'm surprised his run hasn't come to an end
I guess there are always iron on t-shirts to help buy some friends..

One acheivement worth noting, is his one and only worth quoting
Arising time and time again, clutching at straws say some men
A certain performance at IM South Africa
Saw the big dog finish ahead of the QM, as thin as a spatula

Hook, line and sinker is his famous cry
He even f*(kin' claims it when it doesn't apply
Straight to the deleted items is the outlook rule
No point reading anything from the self proclaimed king of literacy and grammar tool

After all thats said and done, the big dog has had a good run
Times gone by sure would have been fun
Loves bards' helicopter, a little too much he's since proved
Show your face a little more often, don't be a prude