WHAT QUON MEANS TO ME

What the QUON means to me,

Is a lot more than just being called a QUONabee.

It means not falling for the trap of the QUON stalker,

Because I know that deep down Randy wants to pork her.

It means singing karaoke with Stomps and Uber,

And sniffing around looking for the next chick willing to cop my barracuda.

It’s about sneaky Alpe De Rouge after coffee with Skin and Bones,

Not just worrying about training on specific Heart Rate Zones.

It means a Monday ride with Zany Terra and Rock,

And listening to endless stories about Mongo’s giant cock.

It’s about giving everyone a real good show,

Every time I pull on my blue jersey and race a crit at QUONlo.

It’s about respect for the old bulls,

Because they’re apparently the ones that take the big pulls.

It’s about riding the tricycle with the Poet in Gee-Long,

Even though Lil’ Undies reckons she was disgusting and wrong.

It’s about taking turns on the front to help your mate,

Because it’s all a part of our great QM’s ‘Project Lactate’.

It’s about getting out on Friday morning’s early from the cot,

And chasing back the Dominators pointless attacks in the HoT.

It’s about admiration for SWP and our fearless QM – Terracini,

“It’s about love, respect, community;

And the dollars too – the entire package.

The, QUON.”*

That’s what the QUON means to me.

QUONabee Brother Beagle

*Direct quote Rod Tidwell – Jerry Maguire (1996)