21 November 2011

A QUON Rookie's Experiment with Poetry

-an epic, unbelievable adventure in two parts (revised)-

A medley of prose
This is just the beginning
Wait 'til I warm up...


QUONlo is our home
As all around new growth blooms
We will DOMinate


We invented Crits
Invented the bicycle
Invented the wheel...


Yes we take the piss;
Hyperbolic reactions
Make us Laugh Out Loud


We ride with passion
And live our lives the same way
Unbelievable


We all love to ride
Racing gets the blood pumping
You know you're alive


When red mist decends
Remember the stakes involved
Let's keep it upright


Rubbin' is racin'
Get it sorted on the track
Then lets have a beer...



QUON Rookie am I
Haiku has been forbidden
Oops what have I done?


To mangle Bader
'Rules - Obedience of fools,
Guidance of wise men'


'Stick it to da man!'
Embodies the QUON spirit
Suck it up, Princess



-to be continued-

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is Simi a QUONabee again?

Questions said...

Is Simi even in the QUON?
Did he write a poem?
Did he meet the criteria of riding the HoT and SHAMBLES (TM) regularly?
Is Randwick his long lost son?

Uneducated said...

What is this shit

Anonymous said...

tag should read 'worst rookie poetry ever'