26 January 2009

2 pairs, a scunned elbow and a sore head!

Patrick Chivers is banned from all casino's in the State of Nevada for his ability to count cards. His mathematical ability did not let him down at Orana Moon on Sunday, winning the 2009 Poker Run with a 2 pairs/ace high. The was no doubt that his superior card skills tipped the odds in his favour when the business end of the day began.

It is lucky that Patty can play cards.

His ability to stay upright was poor. His understanding of what constitutes a longneck is lame. However his abilty to execute the 'stunt-roll' at the drop of a hat should be commended, and his showed off these skills a number of times during the day!


There were tears, fire, nudity, pretty ladies, big sky, a million stars and cold beer!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

was bigdog there?

Anonymous said...

Yes, why do you care? Are you obsessed with this man?

The day was all about Patty, leave your obsessions behind

Anonymous said...

A good scorer will beat a good player every time. Cheers Paddy

Anonymous said...

Paddy,
You won the day fair and square; you provided entertainment for all; made the day memorable; and left some skin for you to pick up next time.
Everyone was interested to see how you pulled up today - and if the Western Roll really was as effective as it looked?

Anonymous said...

Better than I expected, just the elbow is a bit tender, all good, thanks for your concern. Paddy

Anonymous said...

You know, I think I would really like mountain biking. Apart from a couple of things. Firstly it is too far from the coffee shop. Secondly, unlike crits, I couldn't pull out so easily before the end of a race. And thirdly, mountain bikers are a hairy lot. You don't get much waxed ball sack action out there in the bush. I'll stick to the roads and to Randwick.

Rads' Nads - avoiding the finish line and still saving for permanent hair removal.

Anonymous said...

I think we should sign him up for the quon in 2010!
We need to shed some dead wood.

Anonymous said...

That bloke looks like Steve 'Blocker' Roach. Any relation?