19 May 2009

Introducing QUONABEE No2 - LITESPEED DAVE



Greetings QUON, My name is Litespeed Dave and I am desperate to be a QUONABEE in 09.

My idol Paul Smith, the quickest QUONer ever at Ironman and QMe has promised to nominate me.

This is a photo of me racing the Hawaii Ironman. Did I look the goods or what?

Litespeed Dave

I ride a Litespeed, do you ride a Litespeed.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get in line dickhead.
QUONabee 1 and QUONabee 2 have already been endorsed by his royal highness - SMUPPY, and we will both be riding this Saturday.
We look forward to meeting those QUON members which we have not already met, and would like to shout a round of Crown lager back at the coffee shop when we finish the ride, as I have heard it is what is expected of us plebs.
You guys rock and we are shit.
Greggo and Patty
QUONabee's 1 & 2

Rads said...

Who was the fat shit who won Prestons poker challenge, was it Greggo or Patty?.
Both of you are shit!
Maybe 2 rounds of Crownies would change my opinion!

Spud said...

I heard these boys are pretty good at dick tricks.
I think 2 x rounds of crownies and a couple of dick tricks would get my stamp of approval. I know the helicopter, the little girl and the hamburger, but that is my limit. I would love to learn more!

vart said...

From memory Patty hit more poker challenges than Smup, and Greggo was seen at more Crits than Uber. Looking forward your arrival boys.

Father Craft said...

If Litespeed Dave finished the Hawaiian Ironman, maybe we should let him in and kick Uber out. We gotta weed out the quitters!

old angry man said...

these QUON-abee pricks better contribute more than Randwick and Rick.

bigdog said...

shut up trevor!