17 July 2009

Team QUON Announces Pace Car for Shambles (TM)


Team QUON are trialling a pace car for tomorrow's Shambles (TM) ride. Serious incidents in recent weeks have prompted this innovative move.

"We are not sure it will be able to keep pace with us on all our routes. We are looking at making it amphibious in the near future," sources were quoted as saying.

Team QUON ask for all motorists, dog walkers and ducks to keep an eye out for a ripped bunch of cyclists following a car around tomorrow, and give them the respect they deserve.

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