30 October 2010
22 October 2010
19 October 2010
The Old Bulls.... Just ain't what they used to be
Good luck to the old bulls..... you'll need that and a lot more.
Young bulls, I love you all
16 October 2010
15 October 2010
12 October 2010
An Ode
As once the dinosaurs roamed the earth
Those of old must give a berth
With youth a must in an ageing team
A policy should bring the cream
As old and young take the field of battle
Project lactate will define the cattle
Hiding in the soft serve bunch
Won’t give the war that needed punch
For those who seek to win the prize
Quon’s the place where the cream will rise
As old bull talks and young bull listens
Tridents watch, as the sweat, it glistens
For those who cannot reach the bar
And seek thee not to ride too far
Then seek ye out a cafe bike
And find your latte and take a hike
Should you wish to ride out hard
And put your mark on a winners card
Then stand ye up in blue and gold
And give it all before you’re old.
WHAT QUON MEANS TO ME
What the QUON means to me,
Is a lot more than just being called a QUONabee.
It means not falling for the trap of the QUON stalker,
Because I know that deep down Randy wants to pork her.
It means singing karaoke with Stomps and Uber,
And sniffing around looking for the next chick willing to cop my barracuda.
It’s about sneaky Alpe De Rouge after coffee with Skin and Bones,
Not just worrying about training on specific Heart Rate Zones.
It means a Monday ride with Zany Terra and Rock,
And listening to endless stories about Mongo’s giant cock.
It’s about giving everyone a real good show,
Every time I pull on my blue jersey and race a crit at QUONlo.
It’s about respect for the old bulls,
Because they’re apparently the ones that take the big pulls.
It’s about riding the tricycle with the Poet in Gee-Long,
Even though Lil’ Undies reckons she was disgusting and wrong.
It’s about taking turns on the front to help your mate,
Because it’s all a part of our great QM’s ‘Project Lactate’.
It’s about getting out on Friday morning’s early from the cot,
And chasing back the Dominators pointless attacks in the HoT.
It’s about admiration for SWP and our fearless QM – Terracini,
“It’s about love, respect, community;
And the dollars too – the entire package.
The, QUON.”*
That’s what the QUON means to me.
QUONabee Brother Beagle
*Direct quote Rod Tidwell – Jerry Maguire (1996)
11 October 2010
A picture is worth 1000 words
Big effort from the big man.
And SWP crossing the finish line
05 October 2010
TQ's Presence Noted at Worlds
