30 August 2010

Alumi? Does anyone know what an Alumi is?

Big words. Small words. Clever words.
No matter how smart you pretend to be, spelling smart words incorrectly is dumb.
Thanks for the heads up on this one big dog.

Big dog is very proactive in upholding the community to his standards of spelling and punctuation. His status as an ALUMNI of the Institute of Dictionaries is irrefutable.

26 August 2010

30 days hath September

During the 30 days of September, the official period of the "2011 QUON Transfer Window" will transpire.

This is the only time that QUONabee's will be interviewed and considered for selection into the greatest cycling team ever assembled for the 2010/2011 season.

Potential QUON Rookies need full endorsement from an existing QUON member( their sponsor), and with their endorsement comes strict guidelines and severe penalties if the QUONabee does not stack up.

Details, criteria and guidelines will be published on the dribble in 7 days. If you don't know what the the dribble is; piss off and enjoy your triathlon season.

24 August 2010

Delivery is the New Age Quon

Here are my hairy balls Wayno, on the chopping block; and here are the details for the Quon Road Championships - Race #1 of the 2011 Quon Event Calender.
Start - King O'Malleys - Civic
Time - 9am
Date - Sat August 28
Who - Quoners, Quonabee's and the entire Canberra Cycling Community
Cost - $7.30 per person
Distance - 35km
Event - Handicap Road race

For further details, please call Br Vinnie on 0422 883 084

Warm regards,
Brother Vinnie

23 August 2010

No innovation, just a slow and painful death

The Blog is living under the mantra of one of our previous QM. Without innovation, the blog is dying.
Pysie is off saving the Trek empire, Smithy is saving the corporate world from something geekish, Preston is saving the world of sobriety, and the new QM is that loose, he can't even save his dignity......so who has enough time to SAVE THE QUON?
Could the next leader step forward please

14 August 2010

Old Bull or Young Bull

Who do you think is going to move Team QUON forward in to its greatest ever crit season?

This:

Or this:

The Old Bulls are getting it done

12 August 2010

taking it from the man

Christmas has now been cancelled.
ACT Cycling would like to hold a hill climb on December 25, and feel that the big man in the red suit may negatively influence their opportunity to attract numbers to their inaugural event.
The Quon has endorsed the ACT Cycling's request, and will now forbid any Quon member celebrating Christmas. This is in line with the Quon Old Boys, 'sucking up to the man' policy as passed at the last Old Boys meeting.
Part time Quon Member, Vincent Stewart, was last seen touching his toes butt naked wen he announced the decision to the ACT Cycling Committee last night.

10 August 2010

LBF


He went missing but he's returned! LBF is back living up to his name. Nice tan Casey.


The state of the Quon from where I sit

Sad, but true.
The old men are dying, and sucking the life out of us young punks.
Fire up and live, or roll over and die old farts!
Someone has to save the Quon.

03 August 2010

Mr Delete - you are such a princess

POST DELETED AS I AM A MUMMIES BOY WHO DOES NOT LIKE TO BE TEASED