28 February 2011

Beers on the Beagle

The Beagle has come good at the time of the year that matters, and has announced that he will be bringing the beers to this Wednesday's Day of Love.

The pink shirt will be out doing TQ proud, but what will you be doing for The QUON on this upcoming Day of Love?

25 February 2011

Enough With The Failed Dictators!

A good dictator knows how to silence dissent, infighting and pointless bickering.

A good dictator would mercilessly crush a civil war before all hell broke loose.

A good dictator imposes discipline before anyone gets out of line.

A good dictator is never missing in action.


If we ask nicely, can we have MUGABE back, please.

23 February 2011

Team QUON to dominate Club Champs tonight



Team QUON
, the original rockstars of crit racing in Canberra, tonight will put a year full of sookiness and infighting behind them with the most dominant display of crit racing ever.

For all available/breathing females planning to come and support and ogle us (MSL wives: please don't make it too obvious), the schedule for the evening is:

5:56pm DOMinator handstanding across the line 1st in D grade
6:20pm McDiesel fist pumping his way to glory in C grade
7:18pm The Blue Train 1-2-3-5 across the line, utterly embarrassing B grade
7:52pm The Beagle stomping home to A grade immortality

Please feel free to delete this post if it upsets you.

13 February 2011

10 February 2011

Is it really that time of the year AGAIN??


The ROCK has been training hard, have you? 8 weeks and counting boys, Kowen will come alive!

09 February 2011

Att: Uber


Pull his head in. Give the leash a good yank. Smack him on his nose. Rub his nose in his mess.

Whatever it takes.

04 February 2011

Mayor vows to rid the QUON of all annoying canines

The Mayor of Deakin has once again stepped on his soap box for his bi-annual rant on annoying and stray dogs. This time, a fun loving and playful Beagle pup is facing expulsion for the select brotherhood due to his shoe chewing and general tire chasing; ironically the reason why the group evolved.

Snr Detective Junior Brumby Adrian Craft (A.K.A. bigdog) has continually faced the wrath and despise of Mick Roger's man-lover ever since the 'silver-knicks scandal' of one thousand years ago, and The Mayor has subsequently been successful in lobbying for his removal from the dribble, but not so successfully from the entire brotherhood ever since. Now it seems, Bigdogs love-pup - The Beagle - has been sighted in Rad's telescope for his next target on his grand plan.


Who can save the Beagle?

Who can save the QUON?