25 February 2011

Enough With The Failed Dictators!

A good dictator knows how to silence dissent, infighting and pointless bickering.

A good dictator would mercilessly crush a civil war before all hell broke loose.

A good dictator imposes discipline before anyone gets out of line.

A good dictator is never missing in action.


If we ask nicely, can we have MUGABE back, please.

19 comments:

passive aggressive said...

Rock for qm! The whom is rudderless a.d quite a foul odour. We need a leader with balls. And none are smoother and pleasantly scented than the rocks

South Coast Single Speeder said...

A true leader must have a number of qualities
1) A large supply of cleansing ale.
2)The ability to deal with blubbering idiots
3)Understand that 27 or 30 gears are for pussies.
4)Riding on bitumen is only for training
5)Racing only truly takes place on the dirt

To put it in simple terms only Preston can save the QUON!!

Cacking it said...

Preston! Ha ha ha ha ha! Old Bulls vs Young Bulls. Ha ha ha ha ha. He is full of so many good ideas. Ha ha ha ha ha.

MCA said...

Mugabe did it once he can do it again. How about it Marty?

A PhD in Oppression said...

Mugabe lost the QMship because he couldn't even tell the time properly.

And what dictator takes a spanking from his missus and rolls over like a little puppy dog when she doesn't like the name he wants to give his first born son.

She would be headless if he was a half decent dictator.

Brethren of the QUON said...

The Rock can't save the Quon because;
1. He is way too nice a guy, and wants to please everyone.
2. Will bite his tongue until it bleeds before he says what he really thinks, in order to keep perfect harmony amongst his friends.
3. He has never inspired the Quon, led the Quon, or motivated the Quon to battle.
Marty can't save the Quon because;
1. He couldn't be fucked!
Preston can't save the Quon because;
1. He doen't believe in recruitment, the youth policy or expanding the footprint of the Quon.
2. Whilst he is one of the worlds greatest motivators, he has lost touch with 'today' and his ideas are soo old school.
3. He now works 23hrs a day, and can't give us shit!

Why not stand behind our current leader and give him the support that he has earnt!

QUON pedant said...

A good dictator, knows how to put only one line break between paragraphs!

And as for the current QM, and his 5 point plan that no-one can remember. What a joke! He is reaping the support that he earn't in his dynamic term as QM.

Trumpet is the future.

Randwick said...

Good one...haha Trumpet. Classic. But seriously

Simi said...

The future........mmmmmmm.

None of the Old Bulls are living up to the stories we keep hearing about. Too busy with kids and career perhaps; or maybe the weren't as good as the stories they are feeding us.

As for the Young Bulls, everyone of them except me and Mouldy are walking the walk. It seems Randy and the Beagle are doing the talking but can't back it up. Everyone else is shit!

I am the future

Paul Smith said...

Don't you be talking about randy like that!

The Ride Namer said...

The hour of Simi!!! hmmmmm I'm just not sure if anyone would show up for that one????

Sofia Lauren said...

Italy is rich in art and culture, it is also has a rich political landscape & history which has seen many dictators come and go,
Julio Cesar, Mario Cipollini, Ciccalina and most recently, the DICK-tatorship of Silvio Bellesconi.

If only he could keep it in his pants and got on with the business of running the country and winning votes.

walks said...

AND YOUR POINT IS?

QM said...

The Beagle has plenty proved himself, but instead ask yourself 'What have you done for the QUON lately'?

The Real Ride Namer said...

It wouldn't be the Hour of Simmi, it would be the Simi Hour of Individual Timetrial.

Ed said...

Rock. Rock! Where are you?

I showered at Tridents said...

Italy is rich culture, style and finesse.

Unfortunately Mr Terracini missed all these attributes, and only got the hairy back.

The Ride Namer said...

Are yes I stand corrected!!

The coolest QUON ever said...

Im the coolest leader that ever lived.

I am the Greatest