The Mayor of Deakin has once again stepped on his soap box for his bi-annual rant on annoying and stray dogs. This time, a fun loving and playful Beagle pup is facing expulsion for the select brotherhood due to his shoe chewing and general tire chasing; ironically the reason why the group evolved.
Snr Detective Junior Brumby Adrian Craft (A.K.A. bigdog) has continually faced the wrath and despise of Mick Roger's man-lover ever since the
'silver-knicks scandal' of one thousand years ago, and The Mayor has subsequently been successful in lobbying for his removal from the dribble, but not so successfully from the entire brotherhood ever since. Now it seems, Bigdogs love-pup - The Beagle - has been sighted in Rad's telescope for his next target on his grand plan.
Who can save the Beagle?
Who can save the QUON?
10 comments:
The allegations of my ambitions to "rid Deakin of all canines", may be somewhat audacious and engaging, it is nothing but utter rubbish.
I live in Deakin you know, and the leafy suburb helps retain the over-priced property market.
The old Deeks Drive area, now called Wright, has been purposely built as a 'dog-free-suburb'. This can be easily recognised, even from space, with the enormous amount of NO FUCK'N TREES.
Try and have a piss there Beagle!!!
Hey Rads, you paved paradise, and put in a parking block!
Nothing to be proud of..
but when he cut down the tree's, he put them in a tree museum. He will charge Bigdog and Beagle a buck and a half to see them.
Fads is upset because people like me more than him!
I love some QUONtroversy, but just hope the little Beagle is not traveling the slippery slope of being a dick head like Randy when he made A grade also. But Randy came good and so will the lil sniffler with a whack
I had a whack in the trees once.
Now now Mitchell, you're not in rugby league world anymore. Next time you need to pee try to use the toilet.
"Innovate or die!"
"Have fun or f*@k off"
You can't be kicked out of the quon for giving it to an old man who doesn't race can you?
WHY NOT!
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