DON'T LIGHT THE BONFIRE JUST YET!

It looks like Santa may be bringing the new kit, so the sponsors with dodgy Quonabees may keep their kit free from burn marks a bit longer.
It may be a calendar malfunction, or maybe the uniform elders are just giving these rookies every chance to succeed.

Bugger the band - he is going solo!

Just like Robbie Williams, the all-boy band has been abandoned and sights are set on a solo career.
But the reality that every retired boxer faces will soon greet our favourite son if he chooses to make that decision to comeback.
Triathlon is dead baby, and soon you will be too old man.

Team QUON announces angry new line up for 2009-10 Criterium Season

GADEL WINS GOLD

He is Rad's mate. He went to school with Dom. He twitters with Skin and Bone.
Well done Gaydel!

Wanted

He was last seen trying to 'get away' from a pack of Triathletes on the Gold Coast. Witness Mark Turner described him as "incensed. All I wanted to do was sit behind him and he flew into a rage. I feel sorry for the little kiddy's that heard what he said, those poor innocent children."

He was last seen wearing a Green and Gold race suit and a new, white helmet that is said to have been sequestered from a recent raid.

It is believed that 'Zany' has also stock piled copious amounts of clothing, which he is now storing in his Garage. Anyone with any information is asked to contact crimestoppers on 1800 BIG FLOG.

Email Meltdown

For F's-sake who let Big Dog back on the email?

My iPhone exploded today.


- Anon

Kit orders now taken

But the order from Robbo, Grego and Big Undies will be held for further discussion.

Trevor, Scottyrocks and Pysie better buy extra kit.

BURN BABY BURN!

QUON World Championships Hill Climb

Round 2 of ‘Muppi’s Feats of Strength and Endurance’

When: 8:00am start, Saturday October 3
(roll from Ghost Ride Shop from 7:30am).

Where: Start at new Bushfire Memorial Carpark, on Uriarra Rd, near corner Uriarra Rd/Cotter Rd.

What: Handicapped Climb of Stromlo (to the traffic bump).

Ride on road / off road / or run.

$$$ An incredible $50 prize for the winner. $$$


QM

Emotions are running high

The QUON list is still undecided for the 2009/2010 Crit season.

Will we see all of the elder statesmen back in blue this year?

...........only time will tell

PLEASE EXPLAIN JASON PYE

There is a number of issues that the former QUON Master must address immediately, however I will ask the questions slowly, and question by question so everyone can keep up.
1. His QUON Rookie - the man who has big underpants - has to this date not responded to the request sent out by the WQME to join the dribble, even after the correct email was provided. The email has not bounced, or has been rejected. No comment by this QUON hopeful has been forthcoming, or has Jason himself forwarded on any message from him. Marty has asked for clarity, and has availed himself for this cause. Jason, please explain why your sponsored rider has failed to-date to uphold one of his tasks that he needs to fulfill to become a member of the QUON?

Randwick steps in it again

In yet another act of stupidity, Randwick, or Judas (that's the name he has on his pencil case), sometimes member of the QUON, mostly member of Tridents (who??) has stepped in it, again.

Is it time for a thumbs up/thumbs down?

Save the QUON

Robbo found.................he is suspect though!

Dear QUON, I would like to apologize for my severe lack of participation in QUONfunctions and events in the past. I hereby wish to pledge my white triathlon legs to Team QUON and to the upcoming crit season.
Peace Robbo.

WELCOME BACK ROBBO

CHICK FREE ZONE?

I can't wait until Scottyrocks(QOAM) gets home and reads the dribble.
It will be well worth logging on in the morning and reading his response.
All the QUON rookies and QUONabees will soon understand why he is the "QUON Minister for Passion".

Dickheads guide to the QUON - part 1

Step 1. When ever the QUON is written, it must feature in capitals. The name is revered within the cycling and fashion circles world wide, and we owe the legacy RESPECT.

Step 2. Never reply to any emails that Bigdog or Trumpet send on the dribble. If you don't know what the dribble is, get on your bike and start training, because we will smash you this year.

Step 3. Hard'n the FUCK UP. Knee reconstructions, broken ankles, punctured lungs, broken collar bones, smashed ribs.....yadda yadda yadda. GUJ's, parenting, moving house, new job, overtime.......yadda, yadda yadda. Jensie would be ashamed!

Step 4. Love your mother, and love Damo's mother more!

The question Velo Canberra, is: WHO?

My thinking moments before I hit the TARMAC!

1) My former Scott 24HR team mate QUONROCK needs someone to keep him company at DS.

2) I wasn't keen to partner PRESTON. Now I hear he is in a Team of Six, thanks for telling me!

3) I was supposed to race the ANGRY DOCTOR, it sounds pretty SCARY.

4) I wanted to get the kit order moved forward, yes the new stuff is on ORDER....sorry Elders.

Have a speedy recovery Skin & Bones, those gloves I promised are ready and waiting.

Back by Popular demand

Back by popular demand of Calvary and Canberra Hospitals, and the Southern Area and the Sydney South West Area Health Services.

Mongo's Bike Skills Sessions
Team QUON's famous Mongo Beast will be running people through his highly effective, proven and patented seminars:

1. Collarbones? Why we need them? And how evolution blessed me without one.
2. QUON Elders? Elder statesmen of The QUON? Or simply co-ordination challenged schmucks?
3. Cornering? How? When? Why? And what is too much?
4. Getting big air. Why a horizontal landing is preferable to a vertical one.
5. Descending. Going down without going down.

Hopefully coming to a community hall near you, very very very soon.

3 More QUON Rookies

Rads, Terra and Mouldy have been successful in their quest to get their sponsored riders into the QUON Rookie list for 2009/2010. Whilst the Elders meeting earlier this week contained some robust discussion, some soul searching and some hard questions, the controlling body of the QUON has given the green light for the three to progress into the next stage.
Needless to say, the road for all QUON Rookies will be heavily scrutinised over the next 12 months and no Rookie is safe, or guaranteed their full stripes in 12 months time. The QUON does not need any more passengers or social misfits; we already have our share; so be warned!
Welcome to McDuff Johnson and Romano. May we see your true colours in the coming months.

Fat Chicks and a Team of Six......what the?

QUON Rookie poetry

Loaded like a freight train
This year QUON will be flying like an aeroplane.
McDiesel in the front line
Smashing it one more time.

Well I'm a Northside struttin'
Bad MFer
Got a white Selle Italia
Under my arse.
Said I'm a mean machine
Been eating Powerbars
And Rads makes my motor hum.

I’ve got one chance left
I’m like a nine life cat
I’ve got a dog eat dog style.

I’m like a Molotov cocktail with a match to go
I smoke QUON's rivals with style.

And I can tell youse homeys
I’ll make y’all money
Drivin’ it at the crits alright.

Look out!

Wake up late and put on your clothes
Take your credit card to the coffee shop.
That’s lattes for you and espressos for me alright.

I’ll be loaded like a freight train
QUON will be flying like an aeroplane.
McDiesel's in the front line
Smashing it to the line.

I’m in the front line
Head down arse up.
I’m in the front line.
I’ll drag youse up.
I’m on the front line
Ready to crash and burn.

I never learn.