Step 1. When ever the QUON is written, it must feature in capitals. The name is revered within the cycling and fashion circles world wide, and we owe the legacy RESPECT.
Step 2. Never reply to any emails that Bigdog or Trumpet send on the dribble. If you don't know what the dribble is, get on your bike and start training, because we will smash you this year.
Step 3. Hard'n the FUCK UP. Knee reconstructions, broken ankles, punctured lungs, broken collar bones, smashed ribs.....yadda yadda yadda. GUJ's, parenting, moving house, new job, overtime.......yadda, yadda yadda. Jensie would be ashamed!
Step 4. Love your mother, and love Damo's mother more!
4 comments:
You better love my mother more...
A bit harsh don't you think? Trumpets emails are OK!
Trumpet's emails are about as welcome as my orange pubes.
I am happy to report that everyone who was broken, is now fixed and back on the bike.
We just need to work out the GUJ before the crit season.
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