31 October 2012

Innovate Or Die

In an unprecedented move the "Ginga Policy" that was scraped by the innovative man formally known as Piece of (nee Jason), has now become a commercial vantage point.

Like Scientology, Rekorderlig appear to be targeting the most vulnerable individuals in society as part of an ongoing recruitment campaign.

Luckily for us its the DAY OF LOVE so this product can simply been seen as a light, fruity & refreshing beverage.

We Love Gingas.

nb This is in no way an advertisement for the new Orange and Ginger alcoholic cider available soon from Rekorderlig.


29 October 2012

Keeping Canberra Safe

In recent news, the Canberra Government has unveiled new safety warning signs near the flags of Lake Burley Griffin. It was determined that the spot, commonly known as "Pysies Perch", was deemed upsafe after one of TQ's members (Brother Pysie) had his front wheel caught up in one of the planks and went over the bars whilst on IronMan training.
When asked about the signs witness Mark 'C'mon Get Up' Terracini said he was "happy it won't embarrass again". 

24 October 2012

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

Gentlemen,

Long laps of the lake, fake tans and afternoons with lids off in Randy's parents' backyard. Not to mention this #YOLO bullsh!t.

Can I remind you that CRITS START NEXT WEEK, and in 2013 Team QUON will be contending the first ever clean edition of le Tour, according to Supernintendo Adrienne "rusty trombone" Craft.

The time has come, and I have spoken.

GQME



23 October 2012

A Special Hello, for our favourite puppy

Loose lips sink ships

The California Roll


Good, isn't it?  Who wouldn't just want to go there?

16 October 2012

Which was tougher?

Tough Mudder or Coolangatta Gold? You be the judge.