Found

Big Dog, please get on to this loss of property case. Team Quon knows you're the best at knowing everything about everyone, so this should be a no brainer. While the serious police work is being done, the team will struggle on, trying to win the Crit series without your invaluable input. That is all.

Hey Guys!

Hi QUON studs! Just wanted to say I'm having a great time with my dolphin friends, and GOOD LUCK for the rest of the Crit season. I just know you can hold off those pesky Viking girls and take out the Squad Title of the year! If you do, I'll give you all a nice little surprise! YUM YUM!!

By the way, Randwick aint all he's cracked up to be either - I should've listened.

WANTED

Reedy, Trumpet, LBF, Robbo, QM. If you have a spare 45 minutes in the next two weeks how about it??

Team Quon Wins Two CCC Championships!

Congratulations to Paul Smith and Michael Bulters for their respective efforts in picking up the coveted CCC Criterium Champions jersey for their grades!

Smuppy (pictured above), pulled off a fantastic effort in winning his C grade title given that he is currently riding a cyclocross bike with a 49 tooth front chain ring!

By the same token, Mick Bulters (pictured at the top) was just magnificent in demoralising the B grade field in the final lap. Micky B took off with half a lap to go and was never headed. His sit down sprint was just too much for the chasing field to overcome.

Congratulations and wear your champions jerseys with pride!

QUON win #6, was it that new hair cut that did the trick?

Kramer goes out with a win. So what can we expect from him in A, well pundits Terra only knows one way - "it will be all or nothing next week".

What a day to be a QUONner

Dominated Canberra's best cyclists.

Drank beers.

Grew way too much chest hair.

And all before 9:00AM.

Team Quon rides bikes. We used to have an enforcer, some would say a policeman of Quon-ness. However, we have misplaced this hard hitting upholder of the law, and he's been replaced by some goody two-shoes that is concerned with Team Quon's levels of liera..litra..litera..being able to spell good and stuff. There is only one way to spell "First Place", as far as we are concerned. Big Dog, please get your head out of the dark place it is in, and get back to doing what you do best, even if the selection to choose from is, apparently, "mighty long".

Invitation to Team Quon and friends for drinks

The Place: Unit 4, 54 Forbes Street, Turner

The Date: Sunday February 8
The Time: 3pm to 6 pm

Contact: Ulisses 0488 040 808

IT'S TIME TO COME CLEAN

It's nothing that a little spray 'n' wipe can't fix!

QUON WIN #5 keeps the overall title Alive

"The Fireman" kept the QUON's overall title chances alive last night with an awesome display in B grade, good work Jeffy, and good luck with the big boys next week. Team QUON

QUON OFFERS REWARD FOR INFORMATION

The where abouts of the Quon-Master is a mystery to the boys of the Quon.

In fact, they are so concerned that Jason may have been involved in foul play, they have put up their prize money from this years crits for any information that may help in finding their leader.

When Jason was not in attendance at tonight's crit, when Randwick couldn't voucher for his alibi, and when his puppet-master gave him the thumbs down tonight, concern was raised.

Bigdog, a Junior Brumby and voted the most awesome detective by his Gran, has promised the Quon that he will take a sickie tomorrow, buy his wife a valentines day card and bring Pysie home.

The Quon needs Pysie, but does Pysie care?

Should Bigdog bother?

Team Quon Members Appointed "Bunch Police"

The CCC held a super secret, extraordinary meeting last night at The Queanbeyan Tigers Club. The focus of the meeting was to appoint members of the Canberra cycling community as "Bunch Police". 

Team Quon can announce that several of its members are now sworn in officers of the Bunch Police Force (BPF).

Br Mouldy will be in charge of ensuring that triathletes are not running red lights during the bunch ride. Upon suspicion of such behaviour, Mouldy has been given the powers to interrogate the offender. They will be forced to undergo an on the spot test that includes: sight, hearing, and intelligence. If the offender fails any or all of these they will feel the full force of the BPF.

Br Vinnie has been given the special portfolio of ensuring that Fabian Cancellara wannabes stick to the left hand side of roundabouts rather than veering on to the wrong side of the road, and thus improving position by several places. If the offender is caught in the act, they will feel the full force of the BPF.

Finally, Br Zany has been charged with ensuring that all CCC bunch rides are ridden in silence. It seems that there has been an ever increasing trend for new comers to the bunch to attempt to speak to the person next to them. This is unacceptable behaviour and will not be tolerated. If caught, offenders will be expelled from any group bunch ride for no less than one month.

Finally Big Dog has done some work and worked out what brought the plane down into the Hudson River:

No WMD's my ass!!!!!!!!  Expect to see addri-anna hanging around Burley-Griffen in his finest lycra/compression socks for the foreseeable future.