Christmas has now been cancelled.
ACT Cycling would like to hold a hill climb on December 25, and feel that the big man in the red suit may negatively influence their opportunity to attract numbers to their inaugural event.
The Quon has endorsed the ACT Cycling's request, and will now forbid any Quon member celebrating Christmas. This is in line with the Quon Old Boys, 'sucking up to the man' policy as passed at the last Old Boys meeting.
Part time Quon Member, Vincent Stewart, was last seen touching his toes butt naked wen he announced the decision to the ACT Cycling Committee last night.
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Br Vinnie, whilst highly regarded, was not, and is not a member of the QUON Elders.
We have our standards you know, and the administration of the Quon shall not be left to turn coats.
Gentlemen, after our massive turnout at Iron Mike, and the incredible results we achieved there. The ACT Cycling federation bribed the QM with a bottle of Grappa to delay our race so that we could again turn up in numbers at the ACT Road Champs and decimate what is normal a poor turnup up of middling to next to useless riders who do not do their long rides on a Saturday.
ch-ching.
Real estate salesmen and wannabe pro riders should never be able to control the quon.
Leave it to us public servants
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