31 August 2011

Do you know who I am



taken on Jeffrey, immediately prior to riding home from 6 hr shopping trip....maybe something like: have you seen this person, last seen riding past 32nd and Madison Ave.... cannot understand why he hasn't arrived at..




29 August 2011

Groundhog Day....again!

In order to overthrow the current Quon leadership, I am told I have to win the Quon Cup, which is the list of events handed out at SOO1.
Event 2 - Team Persuit; yadda-yadda-yadda - AUGUST
August 29 today, and there has been no whisper of a race.

Please let us not allow another poorly organised season to pass us by. We all need to voice our disapproval, otherwise, the official pointscore will be hidden behind some crazy dance moves and arm waving, and nothing will change for next year! The Quon is better than that

23 August 2011

No, I'm Really Really Serious!

Someone must have seen my glasses by now!

Will we ever see the lamb again?


Baaaaaahhhhhhh baaaaaahhhhhhhhh baaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Has anyone seen my glasses?

Come on guys the joke's over. Where are my glasses? Nobody is getting off the bus until we find my glasses!

19 August 2011

The time has come...


August 19 will forever be known as the warm up event for the 2011 Xmas Shambles.

Bus departs tonight 6pm sharp from Nath Spillane's favourite drinking establishment in the Cittayy. Lets hope to god Brother Mouldy has taken to the wooly mammoth with a razor blade, and doesn't forget his spare sock. Shit is gonna go down.

Lets hope the beers are cold.

17 August 2011

Who am I?

A SNAP! shot of the photographers wardrobe. Being fashionable is so important, and so very cool.




16 August 2011

Please Explain

Can the Quon Master please explain why Mitchell Flynn is allowed to remain in the Quon when he fails every pre requisit as a rookie?
He rides for Suzuki, in non-Quon kit, and promotes the fact that he is better than a Quon person. He talks trash to other Quon members and has done little to better the meaning of the Quon.
He can ride like the wind, as he has demonstrated - no question - and I have no beef with him in this regards.
Vinnie withdrew his Quon member status when he joined Suzuki on his own accord. Mongo was abused and ridiculed when he was offered sponsorship which meant he hand to ride in another kit. Josh is abused and ridiculed when he wears Quon kit as he is a pathetic racer.
Can someone help me out with what is the correct protocol? Do I love him or hate him?

10 August 2011

A message from a genuine cycling fashionista

Turning up to the Wednesday Bunch Ride or the HOT in white, or on a white BMC does not give you the right to claim "Euro " status. It does not even make you a better rider.
Its much more than that. Much more.
Love Br Euro



05 August 2011

Gonzo OR Walks (or is it Terra?)


With so many QUONers that all look alike, it makes it so hard for your run of the mill hubbard to work out who is who.

03 August 2011

#travdrunkyet


Radelaide bookings are filling fast. Will Rads continue his good form from the US onto the town that was once named in honor of him and his ladybum? Or is he too cool for the QUON and too busy with the bighitters of Colliers?

Will Trevor forget his wallet again, or will his missus finally put her foot down and put a stop to these endless leave passes? The 200km day wants to see you back...

Will Skin and Bones be unable to keep up with the relentless pace set by the only young bulls on tour and pull up with the dreaded man-flu?

And will Pizzle enslave his employees for the week, or let them off the leash to play?

January 15-22: Tentative bookings are being taken by Brother Skin and Bones.