21 December 2012
18 December 2012
Is it going to be different this time daddy?
There are questions that need answers
From those who are in the know.
What rumours are in the mill,
traditions are our keepsake we'll have you know.
The GRS, 8 Mile and Giraffe's at 7am
Jim Murphy's (RIP), the princess castle, a healthy gulp of Sherry,
These are just the sort of things
That we all commit to memory.
The definition has been clear from that very fateful day
When Scotty Rocks could be heard calling, from back a fair way
This ride is a 'Shambles' you wanna hope I don't catch you back
cause I'm gonna rip off your fucking head and shit down your fucking neck.
From that day on it was known to everyone who dared to ride it
as the Shambles cause it had no route or order just a start point
Only one rule existed and this was known by all
Coffee shop by 10am, Cafe QUON was the call
The greatest Shambles of the year is clearly Xmas time,
Where members of the QUON are given a chance to shine.
Where nakedness is welcomed, hats off to Mrs Mongo,
The beers do flow, the stories told, argh it doesn't seem that long ago.
Whether 'goon of fortune' in a backyard, where a QUON Euro got a bit messy
Or nude skids in Glebe Park, where Almighty was mighty impressive
It's short for some and long for others, with 7 to 7 'assisted' being allowed,
Whatever your slant the Xmas Shambles has always drawn a crowd.
Is it true that this could be the year to break some or all the above
With the youth policy in full swing, and Pysie at the Q club (#killinglife)
Are the organising youth taking the liberties they're not afforded?
Will this years Xmas Shambles be shot down or forever applauded.
I hope that they know what their doing, for this could go either way
The elders could call a nude vote and send them all on their way
The fair haired one, the ring leader, the one they all look up to
If he pulls this off he will be always known as the 'Shamblesguru'?
Good luck boys. Remember Daddy's watching.
From those who are in the know.
What rumours are in the mill,
traditions are our keepsake we'll have you know.
The GRS, 8 Mile and Giraffe's at 7am
Jim Murphy's (RIP), the princess castle, a healthy gulp of Sherry,
These are just the sort of things
That we all commit to memory.
The definition has been clear from that very fateful day
When Scotty Rocks could be heard calling, from back a fair way
This ride is a 'Shambles' you wanna hope I don't catch you back
cause I'm gonna rip off your fucking head and shit down your fucking neck.
From that day on it was known to everyone who dared to ride it
as the Shambles cause it had no route or order just a start point
Only one rule existed and this was known by all
Coffee shop by 10am, Cafe QUON was the call
The greatest Shambles of the year is clearly Xmas time,
Where members of the QUON are given a chance to shine.
Where nakedness is welcomed, hats off to Mrs Mongo,
The beers do flow, the stories told, argh it doesn't seem that long ago.
Whether 'goon of fortune' in a backyard, where a QUON Euro got a bit messy
Or nude skids in Glebe Park, where Almighty was mighty impressive
It's short for some and long for others, with 7 to 7 'assisted' being allowed,
Whatever your slant the Xmas Shambles has always drawn a crowd.
Is it true that this could be the year to break some or all the above
With the youth policy in full swing, and Pysie at the Q club (#killinglife)
Are the organising youth taking the liberties they're not afforded?
Will this years Xmas Shambles be shot down or forever applauded.
I hope that they know what their doing, for this could go either way
The elders could call a nude vote and send them all on their way
The fair haired one, the ring leader, the one they all look up to
If he pulls this off he will be always known as the 'Shamblesguru'?
Good luck boys. Remember Daddy's watching.
17 December 2012
14 December 2012
For Sale
I have the below bicycle for sale, near new. I have been offered a sponsorship deal in a #bighitters team so will not be needing my old ride. This is a very fast bike that has done minimal kilometers and only clipped a pedal through a corner once. Will take $3500.00 ONO. If you are interested please contact me directly.
Regards
Regards
Is this really what the QUON has become?
When a group of young men got together in the change rooms of CGGS was this really what they invisiged the QUON would be? Is this what is was meant to be about? What would the orignal elders say about this caper?
Was it not bad enough that the man known within the QUON for his youth policy (and his lady bum) took it upon himself to take QUON riders across to what is now known as CultFit, but now it appears the Mongo Beast is determined to drive a wedge through this highly successful cycling team (Causeways Greatest) by inviting all and sundry down to the putrid shores of LBG to, of all things, Row Boats. Well this what we have to say to you Mongo.
Row Row Row your boat
on your f#@!ing own.
What makes you think you can take
Big Undies & Skin and Bones?
12 December 2012
On The Day of Love
11 December 2012
The Double Clutch Gearbox
If you own one of these:
And if you have got one of these:
Just remember that YOU ARE STUFFED!
07 December 2012
Is it Wayneo's year this year?
Great Work Pyesy
Big effort from Pyesy this last week. He has returned from starjumps to cycling just in time for the Amy Gillett "Share The Road" tour. Starting out from Adelaide on Monday he is due to ride in to Melbourne this Sunday.
For those that want to help a very worthy cause go to:
http://sharetheroadtour2012.gofundraise.com.au/
and click on the "donate" link.
For those that want to help a very worthy cause go to:
http://sharetheroadtour2012.gofundraise.com.au/
and click on the "donate" link.
06 December 2012
05 December 2012
'Tis The Day Of Love
Let us not get caught up in the hustle & bustle of the silly season and forget the true meaning of a Wednesday during daylight savings.
For each Wednesday during this time is the Day Of Love
I love you all, even you Dominator
I love you all, even you Dominator
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