I love SPONGE BATHS by Paul Smith!

TDF Stage5 - I don't ride bikes Jayson!

Ok ok Smithy still leads, LBF is making his move with Wayneo holding on, or is it the start of a big SLIDE! Of the top3, KC looks to be in the best position with two trades to make.

The best of the Rest is Ms Simone Dilkara, otherwise known as Smups back up team! Her team like Mr Pizzles two teams has not used the bonus stage yet, how is that law suit going? At the moment these seem the likely teams to dethroning Smup at the top. BIGDOG and Preston have a fight on their hands (again), BIGDOG is on top at the moment with plenty of trades up his sleeve. Having said that he is not a cyclist (I don't ride bikes Jayson) and this ultimately might be his undoing.

The 250-350 pointers are joss ling to stay in the top 10, most everyone had a few of the following in their team last night - Cav, Farrar, Ciolek, Friere, Kruz. Only one more flat stage and we hit the Alps, who has trades in hand?

I love TOUR TIME.

CheersTW

SBS listens to Trevor Wallet

Thank Christ for this!!!

At 8:27am, Stage 5 has been updated, and now Mr Craft and Mr Pye can stop their complaining!

The rest of us can join in and celebrate July like Mr Preston.

All we need is Robbo and Mick Jagger to surface, and we will have a happy Team Quon.

No no no no no

Cav got it completely wrong.

Dodger has had to sacrifice a nights sleep to mentor his fellow Columbia-HTC team mates on the correct Barracuda salute.

Expect the full 18 hole salute from the boys across the line, when they dominate the Team Time Trial tonight.

Eurosport in charge, Globules consistent and LBF waiting to strike.

Smithy is now sitting 5th overall and in the running for 2k, which he
has promised to donate to the Christmas Shambles, he could be the
Greatest QM ever!! Wayneo was almost as concerned as Pysie yesterday,
but didn't jump and has reaped the benefits, he too has his eyes on the
2k. Now what's that little Little Black Fella been up to, watching the
Sopranos I think not, personally I think he's been sitting at the study
desk and might well have the pick of the teams.

Preston has somewhat justified his dropping of Cancellara for Hushovd,
lets face it we all want everyone in our teams, and sometimes it just
ain't going to work - how's that Scotty? BIGDOG is gaining some
momentum, but one would think as a non-cyclist ( I don't ride bikes
Jason) his time at the top won't last.

So who will be brave enough to trade Armstrong or Martin into their
teams in the hope of a yellow jersey, and who do you get rid of to get
them in? One needs to remember there is still two flat stages and a hill
top finish before the next allocation of trades.

http://fantasytdf.sbs.com.au/league.aspx?page=league&id=11037

Ohh and my team is up the shit
TW

Skating on thin ice

The QUON's 8 steps to happiness speaks of participation in QUON events. I have only just finished re-reading the rules and I am pretty confident that the steps needed to move from QUON Rookie a fully fledged Brother of the QUON means that participation in events; like the TDF tipping comp; would be a must for any QUONabee.


Robbo; you have previously been cautioned. Please help us locate your name in the TDF ranking? Benny says it is a trident friendly event, so please explain why you are too busy to get involved?


Matthew Shippa, whilst lyrca and bib and brace knicks may not feature on the mannequins in your cloths store, a rookie mistake is to miss this event. Speaking to your sponsor last night, he said to pull your socks up; Scotty rocks says pull your designer undies up; and Wayneo says f&*ck right off.



Jesse is now a friend, albeit a good friend of mine. Lately somethings changed, it ain't hard to define, Jesse is being a QUONer and that makes him alright! (for the moment). It is good to see you amongst us my friend!




To the brother of wombat, we love your banter, we love your contribution. You only have to convince your sponsor to back you in and put your name up, and who knows, in the eyes of the QUON, one day you may even step outside your brothers shadow!

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July is a wonderful month. If you can't get excited this time of year; piss off; the QUON does not want you!

The QUONtroversy starts

It would seem the SBS Tour competition is being run by an overseas provider (did someone say INDIAN). They appear to have no idea how to implement the competition rules, but don't fear boys as the QUON's very own Pizzle Pye is on top of things. Currently locked away in his office, he is conducting his own AUDIT on the results and hopes to update us with the real standings soon. There are two certainties though, BIGDOG won't be leading, and ROCKS won't have Cancellara.

Team QUON takes the HoT to the streets of Paris

Worst Shambles Ever Lands QM in Hospital!

The worst Shambles ever was completed with the current QM putting himself in hospital with a fracture dislocation of the ankle. QM Smuppy (pictured above just after the fall) proved beyond a doubt that storm water drains are for drainage and not for cycling. The rest of Team Quon wishes the QM a speedy recovery and convalescence in the Princess Castle.

Team QUON socks in Paris (dickheads)