Red Hills anyone?

A few cheeky red hills were on the program, but a certain former QUONer went myffing in action. #moist

A friendly reminder to all TQ

Earlier this year, current QM Zany Terracini announced he would continue as the unchallenged QUON Master for the 2011-12 season. On this night something special happened. A new, better, more innovative 7 point plan was unveiled and this had the QUON in awe.

A part of this plan was a weight loss challenge. On the night it was sprung upon TQ (after copious amounts of pizza and beer) that the scales were to be donned and each QUONer weighed. The results were shocking.

The time has come for the second round of weigh in results. The first crit of the season dawns, October 26, 2011. There have been a lot of QUONers in some really, really good paddocks over the winter months, and our QM would just like to announce a friendly reminder that there will be scales at the first official crit. You have been warned gentlemen.

STOPPING AT CRASHES

Would it kill you to stop and check on downed riders? We were not in the hunt for first or anything.

Get well Soon Marty and the other guy.

Everyone's a winner in our eyes

And to the blog administrator/fun police, delete this one - I dare you!

The Fun Police

NO FUN ALLOWED. Anything that resembles fun will be deleted and removed.

If you want fun please go somewhere else because Team QUON has officially been castrated.

Im going to ride with Suzuki. They have fun......

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

Sparks were flying at the Wednesday World Champs

Who would have thought so many Sparks would fly in a Wednesday World Championship bunch ride, I mean race. Many QUONers are claiming there was quite a heated argument between two individuals, something about who was going to claim 15th place in the kick...

So many questions: Wil there be a rematch next week? Wil there be more Sparks? Wil they ever use training wheels? Wil they start up the lawnmowers? Wil either of them get a top 10?

40% Off all Summer Wigs Sale

All of our wigs have been marked down to rock bottom prices! SALE SALE SALE! Get in quick before they all run out. Black wigs, blonde wigs, ginga wigs, grey wigs. Even our pube beards are half price. Whatever you need we have it at 'Smuppys Discount Wigs Sale'.

WHEN UNCLE GARETH'S WILD OATS DON'T TASTE SO GOOD, TEAM QUON RECOMMENDS LISTERINE, FOR THAT LONG LASTING STOMPING FRESHNESS

Good one Rads!

You must have found turning 40 hard hey Mayor?