No Dummy. No Apology.

Brother BTG explaining in his normally calm and rational manner that The Shambles (TM) is the greatest team ride that one can hope to participate in and it is incomplete without both severe personal trial and team camraderie post ride at EQ.  And if you have a problem with that, perhaps you could turn up occasionally, on a real bike, and pull a decent turn on the front once in a while.

Beauty Sleep Required

Trevor really rode himself ugly today in one of the greatest Shambles ever.

Another rare fauna find in the ACT

Recently an albino kangaroo was discovered alive and well roaming the ACT parks, the rarity of such a find cannot be overstated.

But in breaking news it now appears an even rarer species has been discovered: The Redheaded Prodigal Sheep, latin name prodigus ovium

It is also reported that NASA have sought out the Redheaded Prodigal Sheep's former QUON kit so that NASA engineers can replicate its fire proof properties to replace the ageing and now superceded flame retardant tiles on the Space Shuttles.

The QUON gingas welcome the bolstering of their ranks.

The vaunted Halvski review is producing results and far from cutting out deadwood has found formerly lost sheep. Unbelievable.

And Mongo.

QUONAB words of GFD's gone past.

My new brothers are great with wing men a plenty
The QUON pushed up my hit rate with quality quite fine, be it Randwick, Kaino Bruce Almighty or Flynny.
Some times even Uber hahaha now that’s just plain silly
It was Halvo most times before he got whipped
That would stand at the bar and say to a Joice - Daddy's got you just have one sip.

But there was one time when Uber was there,
It was Bruice and Kaino we were having a good stare,
at a few fine Joices at the top of the Stair.
Kaino had his tattoos out he was winning her over,
then Uber piped in Moshy go grab her while you're still a bit sober,
I thought no way how could I do it? Kaino’s a brother a man I love and respect, then he got out his shit tatt and the game was all over.
Joicie left with me and Randwick went home sober.

The Day Of Love

Lets not forget what its all about. Wednesdays are the day of Love. No fighting, no name calling, just a lot of love.

See everyone at Crits tomorrow afternoon.

Love Franky

The Day of Love

Finally, it is the Day of Love.  Team QUON wish nothing but the most loving thoughts to all in the Canberra cycling community.  We look forward to sharing the love at QUONlo tonight.

Flattie update

Team QUON will soon be rocking sick flatties at the crits, Knighties, your mums bedroom, generally everywhere.

Check out this pic of Randwick modelling an early concept of the TQ flattie at the Charnwood Primary open day last week.

Would the lady on the right please give me a ring at 1800-TeamQUON.

Complete Commitment, Complete QUON

Team QUON, or at least half of Team QUON, have put in an extraordinary effort over the off season to clear the decks and be able to dedicate their lives to the cause of QUON.  We can now train and compete without any needless extraneous external pressure or distraction, committed to putting our whole effort into a stunning display of cycling dominance on the QUONlo crit track.  Be warned and stand well clear as doors get blown off from tomorrow evening.

Pointscore update

Event Two of the QUON Poinstscore was recently run and won!

Despite older (not Elder) members of QUON running scared and choosing to travel interstate to participate in such gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) activities such as jelly wrestling, Event Two of the QUON Poinscore was a typically torrid affair.

Some - special mention to arguably the Greatest QUON Master Ever; Rock - ran their heart out fully knowing they would be backing up for the NSW Masters Championships road race that afternoon.

Others (no names Randwick) cheated themselves, the sport and, worst of all Team QUON. The horror. The horror. Back to X-Fit purgatory for you.

But the clear winner on the day, with five points was the QM. Uber, Team QUON salutes you. See what you can do when you start a race - winner winner chicken dinner.

Three cheers for the QM.

Other winners on the day were:

Terra (also arguably the Greatest QUON Master Ever): 5 points
Marty (arguably the Worst QUON Master Ever): 3 points
Rock: 2 points
Robbobo (second QUON ginga on the day): 2 points
DOMinator (aka Mr Ironman); 2 points

Randwick: minus 5 points. QUONbelievable.

QUON Window of Sponsorship

The date has been set. The venue has been chosen. The questions have been written, and the QUONabee's have begun to sweat.

Will Mishi and Flanners pass the test? Will Randy have enough dollar dollar bills to pay the necessary bribes? Will Flanners know enough about the Greatest Cycling Team in the Universe? Time will tell.