06 November 2008

QUON SET TO ANNOUNCE NEW SPONSOR

Whilst the 2008/2009 Criterium season has begun in sensational style for the Quon, the Quon Ministry has been busy at work securing a new sponsor for this season. Last night, there was speculation that this was the reason that the Quon Master, the Deputy Quon Master, the Financial Advisor to the Quon, and the Minister for Marketting were absent from last nights races.
Whilst there has been no formal announcement, it has been leaked that "react roofing" will be the naming rights sponsor of the Quon in the next era.
This will please the Quon greatly, as it will stop the lame excuses that we have endured in the first 2 weeks.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, but we already sponsor Team V Mobile, and Team Vortex....

You'll just have to hope someone within you're own ranks can fix a roof!

Anonymous said...

Yep, fair call. We have a heap of guys that fix roofs. In fact our QM was fixing one last night!

Anonymous said...

I think TQ should be sponsored by a primary school based on the spelling in this article

'marketting'?????

Anonymous said...

Less detail Monty - more big picture.
Comprehend the article, do not spell check. Otherwise you may risk sounding like a cock-head.

Anonymous said...

Scott Preston looks sensational in that blue uniform. I think I too would look great in a uniform.

LD

I ride a Litespeed, do you ride a Litespeed

Anonymous said...

seriously, the roof joke just isn't working, and you're still trying to get some mileage out of it. Poor form, quit while you are behind.

Anonymous said...

Better to risk sounding like a cockhead than putting fingers to keyboard and proving oneself as one

Anonymous said...

Too much aggression boys!

'Monty' and 'Just let it go', its quite simple. If you can't take a shit stir - piss off and don't log onto our blog.

If you think you can do a funnier, or wittier post - do it. If you can spell better, or use more correct grammar, congratulations. If you are stronger than bigdog, so what.

Read S&B's poem.

it is really quite simple what we are all about.

Anonymous said...

The mayor of deakin sounds like a fag. that's pretty funny.

you don't need to log on here either. Now that's funny