Albert takes Team Quon into 2009

Ladies, Gentlemen and children of the Canberra cycling community.

Watch me lead Team Quon into the final stage of another successful season for us. Go 'ooohhh' and 'aaaahhhh' as we deprive the rest of the competition of any dignity and crush them into dust.

Follow my lead boys. Be my wingmen. We can do it

I love you all

Br. Albert

The Ghost of Xmas Past

Dear Team Quon

A very happy Xmas and new year to you from the ghosts of Xmas past. Remember to love one another and rejoice in the joy that is the love of your fellow man and the domination of semi-professional cycling.

The men, women and children of Team Jerra (RIP)

Mongo WTF?

Question for Mongo

WTF?

The Record Breakers

Team QUON's seven2seven crew lived up to all the hype and smashed the 23 hour shambles record with a pulsating performance that out did Thommo's previous best by an hour.

The two victorious members immediately celebrated the breaking of the record by cracking open a party keg and having another big night out on Sunday.

The two nameless athletes would like to thank pulse alcoholic energy drink, IGA civic and all the Somalian taxi drivers who made the record a possibility.

Quon = Failure ?

Discuss

Merry Xmas

QM

QM goes long

The reigning QUON Master has been challenged over some of his implemented reform policies, his neglect of tradition, his love of the red headed people, and his desire to drink warm beer. No one however can question his endurance.

A budding Hawaiian Ironman contender, and seasoned Ironman and a multiple tyre changer, Jason Pye has rubber stamped himself as a long course journeyman.

His efforts on Saturday the 20th of December 2008 is fitting tribute to his 'go long' policy.

QUON Terminology: Part 1

1. “D.N.F.”

Damo never finishes

2."Wednesday crits @ QUONlo"

A mandatory event for all QUONers.

3. "Tramp stamp"

A pre-requisite for any QUON Stalker.

4. "Curry-Muncher"

It would be someones new nickname if it weren't for the code of the road.

5. "Choker"

Wayneo's new nickname.

I AM YOUR ROCK

....and like a rolling stone, I gather no moss.

Fire up lads!

Wayne's World

Tomorrow, its party time. Excellent

A QUON Call to Arms...

Quonners,

The christmas crit is now upon us!

You will bring about the destruction of the V-Mobile war machine, the elimination of Culture Club tyranny over the oppressed peoples of QUONLo, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is somewhat well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely....The free men of the world are marching together to victory. I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory. Good luck, and let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking."

Kinds Regards

General Dwight D. Eisenhower.

P.s. No pressure Wayno.... just don't f**k it!

Destiny

Only a select few Marist boys, who have studied Catholicism in depth, are aware of the 2 commandments that didn't quite make the Bibles final cut. It is not that they lacked significance, but at the time, Moses didn't know a Wayno, and didn't know what the hell a QUON was.

In the current climate of global unrest, the time has come for me to reveal the missing 2 Commandments on this blog.

• Commandment 11 - Wayno shall win the Christmas Crit
• Commandment 12 - The QUON well and truly rock.

Nostradamus is revered for his prophecies and predictions. None is closer to my heart as the following.

"Before the year 2010, the QUON shall dominate the Canberra Cycling Community by winning the Carts Christmas Crit in 2 grades. The Team will then go on to be the ultimate force and achieve global domination.

Benny has been quoted in saying that as individual athletes "we are shit," "we have done nothing", "are F$7ck'n hopeless". What he has failed to stress, is that as a team, we are unbeatable.

Just as the Tridents were once great, the QUON as a team will achieve the dominance not seen since in the fine house of Peter James O'Rielly.

scoop

QUON WIN No4 to MAN OF WAR

yup 4 weeks, 4 wins, this time it was the MAN OF WAR!

A special message for the QUON

LIGHT IT UP BOYS!

Postcard from $onny Bill

Dear Quon,

having a great time shooting people with rubber bullets. I can't tell you exactly where I am. Spud will know; but he does have high level security clearance.

Please QM - Save the Quon.

Ian $onny Bill Mongan

D O M I N A T I O N

I think this is how you spell domination.
Checking the results from Round 6, domination is definitely what the QUON is displaying. It is definitely what the people of Canberra are talking about. It is definitely good to be a QUONer.

Men's B - 26 mins + 2 laps (32 riders)
1.Mark Terracini - Team QUON
2 Troy Reddick - Velo Canberra
3 Bruce Norton - Team QUON
4 Scott Preston - Team QUON
5 Jeff Dau - Team QUON
6 Peter Wilson - Token Products
7 Gavin Drury - DiHARDS
8 Michael Bulters -Team QUON
9 Travis Hicks - Team QUON
10 Steve Jones - Masters ACT
Men's C - 23 mins + 2 laps (24 riders)
1 Mark Bourne
2 Paul Smith - Team QUON
3 John Thorn - Masters ACT
4 Dom Aungles - Team QUON
5 Bill Laing - Bike Culture
6 John Henderson - OnyaBike Belco & Civic
7 Richard Stanton - Squadra
8 Mark Stevenson - Masters ACT
9 George Cretni
10 Martin Boyd - Team QUON

WILDCARD gets the WIN, QUON continues domination of B Grade.

The QUONs very own JOKER, BR ZANY takes out Crit No6.

While it is Wednesday, it is not Big Wednesday

This will occur in 14 more sleeps and as they say.....it will be "bigger than Noosa"

the calm before Big Wednesday

The thirty year storm is brewing. Not that you can tell from the calm waters today.

QUON C & QUON B grade riders are standing on the beach.

They have waited their whole lives for this day!

Tomorrow, they will achieve greatness.