08 December 2008

Postcard from $onny Bill

Dear Quon,
having a great time shooting people with rubber bullets. I can't tell you exactly where I am. Spud will know; but he does have high level security clearance.
Please QM - Save the Quon.
Ian $onny Bill Mongan

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

We know where you are Ian. Infact, we know where all the Quon members are.


We are watching.

Anonymous said...

Is that a gun that you are holding Mongo or are you taking a leak in the bush? It looks very long!

Anonymous said...

Hats off to Mrs Mongo!

Anonymous said...

I can't see anything but brown sticks?

Anonymous said...

I can't see anyone either rock, but I understand that Mongo has joined the Artillary Section. Now everytime I log onto the blog, if we had one, I will wear my welding goggles in case of a flash.
You can never be too safe. Your eyes are a very important organ, and very sensative

Anonymous said...

I have a sensative organ too Smithy.
If I flash it at you, you will need more than your welding sunnies to protect you!
It definately will open your eyes!

Anonymous said...

You can't tell us exactly where you are because you don't know yourself

Anonymous said...

man you guys are inarticulate goons

can't spell, can't write, can't compete.

Anonymous said...

I was next to Mongo on that fateful Saturday in December when he flopped it out. I've been getting counselling ever since.

Anonymous said...

Get your facts straight if you are going to impersonate me. Ididn't just see; I touched it!

Anonymous said...

Na - I kissed it! So what.

Anonymous said...

This is so obvious. He is in the bushes having his way with Randwick. I hear young Rand(y)wick is being renamed in honor of his position in the Quon. Brother Bitch.

Anonymous said...

I found that extra 4 inches Quon Stalker!! Are we on yet??

Please say yes! Please say yes!

Anonymous said...

Dear Quon Stalker, Randwick left off an '0' on his last post.
He found about 40 inches in length, and 18 in girth in those bushes.
Stay away you sweet young stalker, or you will be sorry.

hats of to Mrs Mongan

Anonymous said...

You should stay away from randwick Stalker - you are mine. I have 12 inches around - is that big enough yet?

Anonymous said...

It's all about the girth, yes?

Anonymous said...

That's what the stalker says - the bigger the better!!