The QUON Moral Compass (TM) says: NEVER, EVER, bite the hand that feeds YOU

NO GARY NO

NOooooooooooooooooooooooo GARY!

The Road Less Travelled

When you come to a fork in the road, it takes a certain kind of individual to come up with the courage and pluck to take the road less travelled.

Team QUON salutes the man with the big undies for taking the road less travelled at such an important juncture of his young life.

Big predictions from the dominator

the YEAR is 2010........

1. I will update my profile and score a hot date on adult friend finder.
2. I will ride solo at the SCOTT 24hr race.
3. I will finish the Shambles (TM) and the HoT(TM) with the pack.
4. I will understand the true meaning of the Quon.
5. I will save the Quon!

Skin & Bones Takes QUON Hill Climb World Champs

Off his death bed and still in traction from his recent misfortune, Skin & Bones blitzed the 2009 QUON Hill Climb World Championships up Mt QUONlo last Saturday. His time was 15:00min from the gun (12:30 Nett), and a deserving winner of Dean Roger’s historical KOM winners jersey from the 1998 Canberra Tour.

Closing fast at the end was Mr Hot himself, crossing the line in 15:11 (11:30 Nett), and then Randwick whose 45kg frame and fresh legs carried him to the speed hump 9 seconds later. Robo finished next, just off the podium with his Trident legs unable to perform in conditions that suited the blood nuts.

Filling out the top 10 were GTE, Pysie, Jayson, Matty, Brucie and the QM.

The wet sludgy conditions cruelled the chances of the off-roaders with the QM the first across the line. Pedalling one legged, he blew the muddy legs off Mongo, Mouldy and House Of.

Wayneo, who told his wife he was just heading off to get some clean towels and hot water, paid for an early surge and a vain attempt at sticking with the skinniest man in the world up the treacherous lower slopes of QUONlo. He blew spectacularly to limp home in 11th.

Kungfu’s lack of recent Hot/Shambles attendance was evident in his sluggish performance. But his 15th place still put his lowly World’s finish to shame.

Br Vinny got in to the spirit of the event with his badly thought-out cyclo-cross excursion - losing both shoes and his QUON socks in a bog. With bleeding flesh on cold metal pedals, he crossed the line in 20th place over 5 minutes after the winner.

Despite organising a bribe to gain a more favourable handicap, BIG DOG couldn’t even get to the start line on time AND UNSURPISINGLY HASNT PAID THE BRIBE YET! His spectacular attire was only matched by his spectacularly slow time of 25:07.

The QUON Elders and QUON Rookies who cbf’ed to turn up have been duly noted.


QM

Is Lou all set for the 24HR?

Return of the Rock!

The streets of the inner south were buzzing with the news that the QUONS very own hard man "The Rock" had made his long awaited return to the Wednesday bunch ride.

Brushing aside concerns over his career threatening injuries suffered in a most unfortunate recent accident The Rock said that he was looking forward to the up coming Summer Criterium Series where he is expected to assert his dominance once again.

Stomps stomps hard on the Wednesday Bunch

Tonii delivered a crushing blow to Canberran riders this morning, destroying the Wednesday Bunch in the Novar Street Gallop with a superb display of tactical riding. Not since the days of Rookie X has such a sensational exhibition of riding prowess been seen on the streets of Yarralumla. What the picture above has to do with this article is any one's guess.

Tardy, tardy, tardy...

Will Bigdog fit in this jersey? Will Pizzle be able to eat the nappy? QUON KOM championship to provide the answers tomorrow....

The QUON, in recognition of the importance and prestige associated with the annual QUON hill climb title for 2009 have dug deep into the Treasury of the Brethren to produce a historical 1998 Canberra Tour KOM winners jersey to be presented to the victorious athlete upon hitting the speed bump first in tomorrows highly anticipated race.

The jersey winner will be required for a substantial number of media conferences shortly after the presentation, however the post KOM party will be kicked of in fine style with several hundred piccolo latte's at Canberra's newest finest coffee establishment.

What everyone is really awaiting though is the showdown between the Pizzle and Bigdog.
Mt. QUONlo will answer all questions 8am tomorrow.

That is all.

Team QUON recruits new member

Move over Steve the prancing mincer as Team QUON have a new gay QUONabee. Fergus & Matt have been captured in the social pages while out on their recent man date. Fergus was overheard whispering into Matt’s ear “we at Team QUON are all about boys. We like the chamois-less bike short and we embrace all lifestyles.”




Team QUON wish you all the best in your quest to becoming a fully fledged QUON member and would like to congratulate Fergus for finally coming out.

BD TQ KOM 2009, yes he can

The glory days will be back this weekend. Team Quon believes it is time for BD to make the statement he has promised for so long, and also believe he is in prime position to do so. BD TQ KOM 2009, can you feel me?

Post event meal of underpants to be consumed by PYE, J at a time to be selected. That, definitively, is all