band-aid free event for QUON mtb'ers

Even though the Snowy Hydro Southcare Rescue Helicopter was on RED ALERT over the weekend, and stationed nearby at the JOHQ military base..."just in case" , I am proud to announce that all initial reports from the Mont 24hr at Sparrow Hill last weekend were "crash free" for all QUON riders.

In his last days of controlling the QUON empire, the QM was relieved and hopeful that now Mountain bike season has begun and will remain injury free for all QUON riders. So excited in fact, the QM has finally begun chasing up his promised CURLOO sponsorship from 1997, in an attempt to locate his bike that was 'lost in the post', and swap it for a mountain bike and join in the fun this winter.

Also joining in on the new craze, the Mayor of Deakin was spotted on his off road steed last weekend, as too was a canine from the northern suburbs, wearing a rather tight pink jersey.

With the last few mountain bike events being injury free, QUON members have suspicions that a fellow QUON member, albeit a Rookie, may be tied up with black magic, be cursed, or the voodoo man himself. Perhaps it is just co-incidence, but whenever the brother of Wombats does not race, the QUON ride safely????????

This man is a dentist, and that is why we cannot show you his face. But he has confirmed Team QUON's status as a semi-professional cycling powerhouse

Well done Vinnie. With a cheque that large you'll now be able to pay Mongo all of your uniform fines.

It's that time of year again

Attention all QUONers,
Winter is coming and it is time to ensure that your ambulance insurance is current, your private health insurance has upgraded to the additional coverage options to look after crash related injuries, and that your income protection policy is signed, dated and operational.
It's mountain bike season!

Yeeehhaaaaa!!!!

Who has it?

Cmon time to own up

Randwick and Almighty Named Joint Tidwell Shield Winners

Team QUON would like to congratulate Bruce Almighty and Randwick for winning the Rod Tidwewll shield for the best QUON criterium rider.

In an extermely tight vote count, Mike Bulters and Carl Fellows were early leaders. However, they were outdone by strong a finish from Bruce and Randy.

The Dominator was inspirational as always and Greggo won best dressed.

...or this

Twigme please

So which one of the ladies of the QUON will be lookin like this tomorrow?

BIGDOG annouces results of HOOK, LINE, SINKER competition

The sacrificial burning - QUON style

Negotiations are currently in full swing with the spiritual leader of the QUON to provide a bonfire at the QUON's spiritual home to sacrifice the missing XXL pink jersey.
The Urn of the QUON is in need of modern meaning and purpose, and what better way to piss off, and kick out the members who no longer belong.
Perhaps a fishing rod and a trumpet can be burnt as well.

Questions

Who took my XXL?
Who ate all the donuts?
Does this XL one make me look fat?

Care taker QM appointed, Paul Smith MIA

Paul Smith resigns, new interim QM appointed, pending Randwick's passage through puberty.

Rod Tidwell Reminder

Rod Tidwell Awards Night
24th March, 2010
Six O’clock (Pm)
Cino Espresso
Cost: $40 per head -BYOG, free if you scored points in the last crit season

Ode to BigDog

The dog was big one day, big enough to know the way
Could run and ride and probably swim, but how fast can you go with a double chin?
Then one day he stopped, and got really fat
Now doesn't fit into his QUON jersey, knicks and cap

A rule of the QUON is once in, always in..
Sometimes some do wear this rule thin
With the sh!t he dibbles incessantly, I'm surprised his run hasn't come to an end
I guess there are always iron on t-shirts to help buy some friends..

One acheivement worth noting, is his one and only worth quoting
Arising time and time again, clutching at straws say some men
A certain performance at IM South Africa
Saw the big dog finish ahead of the QM, as thin as a spatula

Hook, line and sinker is his famous cry
He even f*(kin' claims it when it doesn't apply
Straight to the deleted items is the outlook rule
No point reading anything from the self proclaimed king of literacy and grammar tool

After all thats said and done, the big dog has had a good run
Times gone by sure would have been fun
Loves bards' helicopter, a little too much he's since proved
Show your face a little more often, don't be a prude

Hook, line and sinker

you will see - DICKHEADS

The Oscars - QUON Style

Dry clean your best tracksuit, spit polish your best runners, and get on ebay for some serious bling!
Once that is done, head to the Lighthouse @ Belconnen on Saturday March 20, for the annual Rod Tidwell award night for Team QUON - arguably the best cycling team ever to race in the CCC summer criterium series. EVER
Br Mouldy will win the award for the 2nd year running, whilst Randwick the incumbent QM will steal the NO IDEA prize for the 2009/2010 season.
The WAGS will look sensational whilst the blokes will look cheap.
Who cares about the QM! We don't like him anyway
STUFF THE VODKA - MORE VINO BEATCH!

Randywick the saviour again?

He saved the National Criterium racing scene with his brilliance, and according to the Canberra times, he can walk on water, which is a massive plus.

But is Randywick a big enough personality to save the sport of Triathlon? Can he be the next Shaun White or Torah Bright of his chosen sport?

An unnamed lady-bummed Canberra sporting bureaucrat thinks he is and can.

"He has Torah's virgin innocence and a hint of the flaming tomato. Sure, he is yet to hit puberty but when he does his Tween appeal will explode even more."

Sadly his mum refused to comment on the story, or let him out to play.