03 March 2010

Randywick the saviour again?


He saved the National Criterium racing scene with his brilliance, and according to the Canberra times, he can walk on water, which is a massive plus.

But is Randywick a big enough personality to save the sport of Triathlon? Can he be the next Shaun White or Torah Bright of his chosen sport?

An unnamed lady-bummed Canberra sporting bureaucrat thinks he is and can.

"He has Torah's virgin innocence and a hint of the flaming tomato. Sure, he is yet to hit puberty but when he does his Tween appeal will explode even more."

Sadly his mum refused to comment on the story, or let him out to play.

18 comments:

T. Palmer said...

I reckon he he's the saviour of the free world. After all, he did beat me in the crits.

After that article, we are now drapac-hyundai. Thanks team quon.

Randywick said...

What exactly am i saving???

Litespeed Dave said...

I like triathlon. Do you like triathlon?

May I have a Randywick?

One Trick Pony said...

I only have one trick. Do you only have one trick?

Little Jim Down the road said...

Randwick is the hero of the school now that he beat all the high school kids! We are holding a special fairy bread day in class and I get to present a blue school ribbon to him.

Randy do you want to sleep over on Friday night? Mum said it would be great to have you over.

QUON Stalker said...

errr sorry biaatch, but Randy stays at my house on Fridays.
BOOM!

Tarago Driver said...

QUON Stalker, can you drop him home on Saturday morning?

smuppy said...

Is that a modified team Quon Jersey?
If so, has this broken uniform protocol?
Can I order one in pink?
Can I race in it?

Anonymous said...

That boy is the cutest thang I ever did see, aww.

Randywick Hater said...

That Randwick guy needs to learn what modesty is. I've heard from some of the QUON guys in the Wednesday morning bunch that he thinks he's all that and that they dont like him much anyways. I reckon hes a pretty good rider, but he does seem a bit up himself. I saw the paper that had him compared to Tom Palmer. ahhahaha. What a joke that is. Tom Palmer would smoke that Dom guy I reckon.

Canberra Times sports editor said...

smoke his poll you mean

oh for the love of god said...

it's pole, you dolt.

an Asian dog said...

All depends what context it is used, and with all the gramatical mistakes listed in these comments, who would really know?

Anonymous said...

That's weird-in real life his head seems much bigger

don johnson said...

For the Asian dog, the correct phrase is IN which context it is used and grammatical has a double 'm'

the Rock racer said...

....and smmooo has 2 x M's and 3 x O's.
It is nice and creamy also; but who really cares!

Smuppy said...

I love smmooo!
do you love smmooo

Jacquie said...

The real question is:

Who is Stomps bringing to the Tidwell's?