Anthem For The Old Bulls

The young bulls are free to play with their ding a lings all they want. When it comes to the Old Bulls, it's a bit more like this:

The Rod Tidwell Song

Rod Tidwell recorded this song in 1998.

The film clip is a very close approximation of what to expect from the upcoming Rod Tidwell Awards Night. Dress appropriately.

Who's really scared now?

A $50.00 Royal Hotel drinking voucher goes to the fastest QUONer.

Another lazy schooner says it's an Old Bull.

any takers?

Old Bulls Feeling Confident

The old bulls are quietly confident that their maturity and experience will deliver them the win in tonights match.

Old Bulls vs Young Bulls - Indoor Cricket

Dearest Old Bulls,

You old silvertails don't stand a chance against the Young Bulls. It will be like Australia taking on Bermuda. I feel sorry for you old men, should we stock up on the ice in advance for the hammys?

Friday night, bring it.

BOOM TTM!

Rod Tidwell Awards Night

Please TeamQUON - don't be a fool. RSVP to the Beagle for the upcoming Rod Tidwell Awards night by the 18th March.

The Book of Shadows - Winter 2011

It is almost mountain bike season, and already we have a good start on the winter chapter of the Book of Shadows.

Some things change, and some things remain the same.

Trevor Hicks on why he couldn't stay on the single track
Excuse 1 - "I am running too much pressure in my front tyre."
Excuse 2 - "I haven't been on the mountain bike in 6 months."
Excuse 3 - "I am an A grade crit rider you know."

Rae Rogers on why she was dragging the chain
Excuse 1 - "I have had no sleep"
Excuse 2 - "I think I am coming down with a virus"
Excuse 3 - "I am the only one on a 26" bike why you guys are all on 29ers"

Bon Joxall on why he didn't ride today
Excuse 1 - "I am too fat!"

Mongo on why he wore sky blue knicks
Excuse 1 - "my cock looks good in this colour"

Foray to the Forests - A family bike ride to the Arboretum.

Date : Sunday, 20^th March 2011
Start time: 8:00am
Venue : Canberra College Phillip Campus Carpark
Launceston Street Phillip
Distance : 10 kilometres (approximately)

Register on the day or on-line at:

http://www.clubsonline.com.au/site/index.cfm?fuseaction=display_main&OrgID=7930&dts=4320114695

First 200 registrations receive a free Foray to the Forests t-shirt

V8 Juice

V8 Juice is looking for a new ambassador to market its products.
The QUON have put Br Skulletor's name forward, since he fully endorses their product.

From Crit Champs to Crit Chumps

Below are my assessments rated from A (Awesome) to F (^%$!ed) of the effort put in by each Team QUON member at the crits this year.

In summary for the entire Team: Pathetic.

The only good news: it was an exponential growth year for the Book Of Shadows.

Man V's Wild

ONE TO GO

Will:
Ø Preston race more than once this year? Oh for the good old days
Ø Trevor beat the stalker? We hope so
Ø DOMinator sit in? ha ha ha ha
Ø Former QM J Pizzle race at all? He does have the nicest bike in town.
Ø Paddy and Greggo fit into their kit?
Ø Stomps wash the sand out?
Ø Spud get a new frame?
Ø Trumpet…who the FU^& is he?
Ø The gherkin get to play?
Ø Halvo race like he used to?
Ø Uber get of the TT rig?
Ø We look good enough for Uli to ride with us?
Ø Rads remember his roots? Instead of paving paradise.
Ø Alberts small hand let him race?
Ø Various QUONers get coin or score points??

Smithy, c'mon man - it's pretty gay...

It won't be a stylish marriage,

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat

Of a bicycle made for two.