09 March 2011

From Crit Champs to Crit Chumps

Below are my assessments rated from A (Awesome) to F (^%$!ed) of the effort put in by each Team QUON member at the crits this year.

In summary for the entire Team: Pathetic.

The only good news: it was an exponential growth year for the Book Of Shadows.




13 comments:

A young bull that got an A on his assignment said...

thanks QM

The Mongo Beast said...

Now there is a spreadsheet if i've ever seen one. Please help me decipher all thes codes to unluck my full excell potential.

This Sh!t most certainly didn't come out of Gungahlin you know.

Cooler than really cool said...

Is A for Awesome

our saviour said...

When does the spreadsheet for qm performance come out?

A dedicated cyclist here for the long haul said...

Well fuck me, that is embarrassing. You clowns could not spell to save your lives. I genuinely feel sorry for whomever put that pathetic spreadsheet together.

I don't think even god can save the quon.

Definitly not Cam or Big Dog or Wayneo, they get really upset if you pretend to be them said...

Bravo Team QUON. Loud, obnoxious, throwing coke cans, drinking beer, moronic chants of "skull, skull, skull".

And then all home in bed before dark.

You guys really are hardcore.

A young bull said...

So are you trying to say that the the OLD bulls won and beat us young bulls? Me's thinking you went a little easy on some of the Old bulls!

Randy said...

Hey guys I'm A grade!!! look at me.... A grade, yeah thats me. Guys guys have a look.

What we are all thinking said...

Dear QM,

Whats the pointscore? Whens the Team Road Race?

Tried Googling it on Thursday, but no luck.

If we had a blog, it would be the most sensible place to look I wuld think.

Stomps said...

This is Bull Sh#$t.... Give me a F#*ken E ... Your f*$ken dead....

Bigdog said...

You get graded on attendance?

Poor form - poor administration.

Poor Quon

Canberra armchair cycling critic said...

How can A. Terracini be a Young Bull? Just talking to him you'd think he was pushing 75. If a C is an average mark as my teacher told me then QUON riders are either high achievers or plain rubbish. No middle ground.

bigdog said...

The Quon is rubbish Dickhead!

You are not real smart - No middle ground