A quite drink at Knightys
To look for some Joycies
Oh Bruce Almighty, so fit and mighty
Just like a Joycie, all tight and mighty
The golden hour is on, its 11-1
We will not leave until its done
It's time for a dance, to have a chance
Let's go to the piano to take our chance
Rowl one rowl two, I've had a few
It's time to stay away from the disabled loo
Worlds colliding, Joycie seems to abiding
Where is Dom? It looks like he's hiding
Is he a prisoner or war, or as thin as a straw
Don't worry I'm sure he didn't drag down a whore
A whore you say, but I did not pay
Her name is Renee, I think she'll say
She had a #fitrig, just like b_rowl
But at least she was wearing more than a tea towel
I wore a dom, but did not come
I blame almighty that my form hasn't come
Oh TeamQUON, you are so much fun
Just like giving it in the bum
HOP one, HOP two, there have been a few
Oh so many who like to chew
No pingers you say, but I did not pay
Surely that counts for something in May
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
I think she needs to do a poo in the disabled loo
Join me she says, we'll shelve a few
NO one will know except a few
Rowl xox
To look for some Joycies
Oh Bruce Almighty, so fit and mighty
Just like a Joycie, all tight and mighty
The golden hour is on, its 11-1
We will not leave until its done
It's time for a dance, to have a chance
Let's go to the piano to take our chance
Rowl one rowl two, I've had a few
It's time to stay away from the disabled loo
Worlds colliding, Joycie seems to abiding
Where is Dom? It looks like he's hiding
Is he a prisoner or war, or as thin as a straw
Don't worry I'm sure he didn't drag down a whore
A whore you say, but I did not pay
Her name is Renee, I think she'll say
She had a #fitrig, just like b_rowl
But at least she was wearing more than a tea towel
I wore a dom, but did not come
I blame almighty that my form hasn't come
Oh TeamQUON, you are so much fun
Just like giving it in the bum
HOP one, HOP two, there have been a few
Oh so many who like to chew
No pingers you say, but I did not pay
Surely that counts for something in May
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
I think she needs to do a poo in the disabled loo
Join me she says, we'll shelve a few
NO one will know except a few
Rowl xox
5 comments:
Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls...... nothing but the best in this poem, from the only semi professional cycling team in Canberra.
Oh for the love of God. I can't believe I was thinking my youngest might be a good fit for team quon. How I was wrong.
Nothing but a bunch of drug taking, illiterate, neanderthal sodomites who will all end up addicts, thieves and in jail or dead. What a blight on the Canberra cycling community.
what a joke. and you this poetry? what does it have to do with cycling anyway?
Dedicated cyclist, pls don't let this stop you signing up your young joycie to Canberra's only semi-pro cycling team. She will be more than welcomed.
Alllllrrrriiiggghhhtttttt!!!!!!
In days gone by joycies came to us, not the other way around.
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