You Had Me at Bacon

QM Ubber is to be congratulated for his successful organising of the 2014 Rod Tidwell awards.

In a typical display of high profile leadership by example and from the front, the plucky ubber ginga has locked in 21 Mar as the big date, kicking off events from 2:30pm as Smuppy drops the first GM free soy and linseed organic sausages on the barbie, followed by chicken kebabs and tonnes of bacon.

A ceremonial fish pond stacked full of live goldfish will be erected prior to the day, where it is expected all empty long necks will be cunningly stashed.

While the event program is still under wraps, QUONners can expect the plan will involve severely pissing off the neighbours with boisterous joviality followed by a Joycie hunt later in the Cit-tay.