Here is my poem

Now, can someone shut Preston up!
He is shitting me to tears!
Greggo (the man with the donuts)

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the Angriest Ginga of them all?

The staff and patrons of Cafe Quon were left in  no doubt as to just who is the angriest ginga of them all yesterday. Buck up princess, dry  your eyes and grab a wheel next time!

When words are not enough...

BigDog's bluff has been called! The QUON's own Attorney-General has himself challenged the keyboard nazi to a mano-a-mano duel of pugilism that has set thrills of anticipation rippling through the QUON.

Spud, known in boxing circles as the 'Punch from the Bunch' is sick to death of the rubbish that BigDog fills everyone's inboxes with, and, frustrated with the powerless and limited rules of the dribble has decided to teach BigDog a lesson that he won't forget.

Early reports from within QUON Eldership have tipped this as a true 'David and Goliath' battle of biblical proportions, with a few unnamed elders tipping 'David' to once again topple 'Goliath'.

Indeed Spud has been quoted during a cross-training session this week as believing that BigDog's previous bout with ScottyRocks QOAM was nothing more than a fluke win for BigDog.

"I've seen the footage" stated Spud as he put down his skipping rope. "ScottyRocks had it all under control. BigDog was unfit, slow and behind on points. It was only a lucky punch when ScottyRocks was distracted by the ladies in the audience that saved BigDog from a complete and utter thrashing."

In a menacing tone Spud continued; "I'm not stepping in that ring to entertain people. BigDog won't receive an ounce of restraint from me. He flaunts the rules of the dribble and laughs in the face of QUON authority. He won't be laughing when I'm finished with him. BigDog should be afraid - I'm so fast I turn off the light and am in bed before its dark. I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I'm not the greatest boxer the QUON has ever seen, I'm the double greatest. Not only will I knock him out, I'll pick the round - The only round. Round one.

The QUON has a new enforcer. BigDog is going down."

Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears in this case that the Attorney-General is prepared to put down his copy of the QUONstitution and solve this problem the old fashioned way. A time and date of the bout are yet to be set.

Big Thank-you to Bigdog

After leaving the Giro d'Italia after Stage 13, Mark Cavendish announced the real reason why. There was speculation that the three time stage winner of Team Columbia Highroad had done his job in the sprint stages and was resting up in preparation for the Tour deFrance in early July. However cyclingnews.com announced today the real reason for the Isle of Man riders early departure. Cavendish was quoted as saying today,

"I know that Bigdogs wife was up all night ironing on the transfer for my new T-Shirt so I had to make a bee line for Canberra and thank her and Bigdog in person".

Sources close to the Big Dog can confirm that the household had infact spent numerous sleepless night preparing the T-shirts for production. This would have put 'Cav's' T-shirts, and the effort involved in creating them, right up there on the same scale as when Bigdog tendered and won the job for supplying Team QUON with their T-shirts.

Yet again another selfless act from Bigdog.

Quonabee "Chihuahua" Greg

There was a lot of talk about the Quonabee's this week. Whilst one ponied up and presented at The Ghost Shop at 7.30, the other was nowhere to be seen. Is this a case of "all bark and no bite"?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Br Chihuahua.

Introducing the Twins

Labeled as one of the greatest Shambles ever, this mornings ride saw the introduction of QUONabee 2 to the Group.

QUONabee 2, otherwise known as Paddy Chivers, made an impressive impact on the bunch at the coffee shop by ordering three rums on ice straight up.

The only issue the riders had was how they were going to tell Paddy and Smuppy apart?

What new sponsor??

With the increased interest Team QUON are receiving after announcing the re-designing of their team uniforms, sponsorship coordinator Ian 'Hats Off' Mongan is in the process of signing deals left, right and centre. The deals are ranging from new bikes, new coffee shop locations, new uniforms, new sun glasses and even new helmets.

However not all of Team QUON's members are convinced that we in fact need new helmets. Mark Terracini, creator of one of the QUON's signature rides (the HOT), was heard saying this morning,
"There is nothing wrong with the helmets we have already, they look OK"

Mongo has his work cut out for him.

Dodger chokes on too much 'Rad's Nads'

A formerly undiagnosed symptom of excessive use of 'Rad's Nads' reared its ugly head on Thursday in Italy. While pundits, spectators and team management were quietly hoping for a win, Dodger was unfortunately only able to manage 14th on the stage.

Blame was placed firmly on the chamois product known as 'Rad's Nads'. Instead of his usual palmful of the goop, it was reported by perezhilton.com that Dodger double dipped.

The very dangerous symptom of double dipping made it difficult for the rider to breathe during the stage, indeed the condition was described as feeling like someone was choking you with their hand.

As Dodger rolled across the finish line in Riomaggiore, he was heard to gasp 'Too much Rad's, too much Rad's Nads.'

Users of this product beware - keep your daily quantity reasonable or you too risk experiencing this choking sensation.

The Mincer not Mincing His Words
Steve the mincer could do nothing more than 'turn his back' on Team QUON this morning. He was heard to be saying quietly to himself
"Where is the one they call 'Vinney'. I make a special effort to get to the coffee shop and he has not been here lately. Where are you Vinney, come back soon."
Sources close to Team QUON have confirmed that Br Vinney has a bad case of the sniffles and is resting up in bed. Paul Smith QMe has offered to support Vinney through this time of need and is said to be visiting him on a regular basis. The mincer refused to comment on Br Vinney's condition but is thought to be in a state of depression.

over 4 months until the next day of love

........but until then, lets continue to have some fun!