Dodger chokes on too much 'Rad's Nads'

A formerly undiagnosed symptom of excessive use of 'Rad's Nads' reared its ugly head on Thursday in Italy. While pundits, spectators and team management were quietly hoping for a win, Dodger was unfortunately only able to manage 14th on the stage.

Blame was placed firmly on the chamois product known as 'Rad's Nads'. Instead of his usual palmful of the goop, it was reported by perezhilton.com that Dodger double dipped.

The very dangerous symptom of double dipping made it difficult for the rider to breathe during the stage, indeed the condition was described as feeling like someone was choking you with their hand.

As Dodger rolled across the finish line in Riomaggiore, he was heard to gasp 'Too much Rad's, too much Rad's Nads.'

Users of this product beware - keep your daily quantity reasonable or you too risk experiencing this choking sensation.