29 March 2011

Anthem For The Old Bulls

The young bulls are free to play with their ding a lings all they want. When it comes to the Old Bulls, it's a bit more like this:

The Rod Tidwell Song

Rod Tidwell recorded this song in 1998.

The film clip is a very close approximation of what to expect from the upcoming Rod Tidwell Awards Night. Dress appropriately.

24 March 2011

Who's really scared now?


A $50.00 Royal Hotel drinking voucher goes to the fastest QUONer.
Another lazy schooner says it's an Old Bull.
any takers?

Old Bulls Feeling Confident


The old bulls are quietly confident that their maturity and experience will deliver them the win in tonights match.

23 March 2011

Old Bulls vs Young Bulls - Indoor Cricket


Dearest Old Bulls,

You old silvertails don't stand a chance against the Young Bulls. It will be like Australia taking on Bermuda. I feel sorry for you old men, should we stock up on the ice in advance for the hammys?

Friday night, bring it.

BOOM TTM!

17 March 2011

Rod Tidwell Awards Night


Please TeamQUON - don't be a fool. RSVP to the Beagle for the upcoming Rod Tidwell Awards night by the 18th March.

14 March 2011

The Book of Shadows - Winter 2011



It is almost mountain bike season, and already we have a good start on the winter chapter of the Book of Shadows.

Some things change, and some things remain the same.

Trevor Hicks on why he couldn't stay on the single track
Excuse 1 - "I am running too much pressure in my front tyre."
Excuse 2 - "I haven't been on the mountain bike in 6 months."
Excuse 3 - "I am an A grade crit rider you know."

Rae Rogers on why she was dragging the chain
Excuse 1 - "I have had no sleep"
Excuse 2 - "I think I am coming down with a virus"
Excuse 3 - "I am the only one on a 26" bike why you guys are all on 29ers"

Bon Joxall on why he didn't ride today
Excuse 1 - "I am too fat!"

Mongo on why he wore sky blue knicks
Excuse 1 - "my cock looks good in this colour"

Foray to the Forests - A family bike ride to the Arboretum.



Date : Sunday, 20th March 2011
Start time: 8:00am
Venue : Canberra College Phillip Campus Carpark
Launceston Street Phillip
Distance : 10 kilometres (approximately)

Register on the day or on-line at:

http://www.clubsonline.com.au/site/index.cfm?fuseaction=display_main&OrgID=7930&dts=4320114695

First 200 registrations receive a free Foray to the Forests t-shirt

10 March 2011

V8 Juice


V8 Juice is looking for a new ambassador to market its products.
The QUON have put Br Skulletor's name forward, since he fully endorses their product.

09 March 2011

From Crit Champs to Crit Chumps

Below are my assessments rated from A (Awesome) to F (^%$!ed) of the effort put in by each Team QUON member at the crits this year.

In summary for the entire Team: Pathetic.

The only good news: it was an exponential growth year for the Book Of Shadows.