(images of Preston's Hoskingtown shanty with a fully functional 'non-leaky' roof. Courtesy of Special Detective Craft and Customs 4 star General , Peter Kitchen).
Satellite imaging from Australia's greatest surveillance team has provided these images which will not only make every B grade rider in Canberra and district very unhappy, the Quon boys very happy, and the Canberra ladies extremely happy! The highly trained team can also confirm that the banjo was in tune and the moonshine was smooth!
Whilst the details of the disagreement between past and present Quon masters has been hushed by the Quon Elders, with all email transcripts ordered to be forwarded to the recycling bin, the athlete who calls himself 'scottyrocks' took his bat and ball home, sulked, took his instructions off the Quon Master, and spent the time to 'fix his leaky roof'
Whilst an infamous south side physiotherapist cannot quite grasp the witty nature of the Quon masters analogy, the surveillance team to the Greatest Cycling team in the World has stated that it was dry and dusty in butt-fuck, the roof is fixed, and the bitumen at Quonlo may be tasting the salty taste of old man come Wednesday night.
Phone conversations this morning indicate that Jason may not receive a Christmas card off the Quon Order of Australia recipient this year, but Quonlo will definitely see and hear Preston next Wednesday night.
SAVE THE QUON SCOTTYROCKS!
6 comments:
It hurts me to say this - but the quon missed the launitic last night.
Good for us but bad for the boys in blue.
What's a 'launitic'?
Does this mean ScottyRocks couldn't be fucked(a.k.a. CBF) racing for Team Quon? Or is that a REALLY impressive roof that needs fixing? I mean, really, what's more impoertant than your team and your teammates?
Hey Einstein - you loonuhtic, I will type real slow so you can understand this comment.
The Quon Master used an analogy of when it is time to fix a roof in an email to scottyrocks. The associated post is a tongue in cheek reference to that analogy, and a heated discussion that was held between the QM and scottyrocks.
Both Quon riders do Give a Fu^*&. That is what the argument is all about!
Get it.
Trumpet - a good magician never reveals his secrets.
And if you do - you will look as dumb as you do here.
Trumpet looks dumb all the time QM.
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