20 November 2008

Coltrane releases first in series of QUON Tribute albums

In what is expected to be 2008's smash hit album, John Coltrane has released the first in a seven part tribute series to Canberra's largest and strongest Criterium racing team, Team QUON.

Coltrane remarked "last night at QUONlo I was overcome, I was amazed and I was in awe"....as Coltrane began to quiver, he continued: "I was just so amazed by the unity, the willingness to sacrifice and the cohesion of this remarkable group of semi-professional athletes. All I can do is make my respect for the QUON known, so here goes, I guess".

With the smash hit single - "Can you feel the Pain of the Long Blue Vein" the new tribute series is tipped to dominate the airwaves for months.

Team QUON has not provided any comments on the unsolicited tribute series, however QUON spokesman SGT BIGDOG is delighted with the release, commenting that he might just make a return to the Criterium circuit, so he can be part of something worthwhile and lose the gunt that has rendered him unserviceable to the Canberra community for so long.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my god. you Qoun idiots can take no credit for you reckon is success in last night's crit. With the numbers you have in C and B grade you should be dominating. You don't and never will. Shouting down the legitimate winner of B grade is just plain poor sportsmanship. get out of our sport and find your own to ruin. Clowns.

Anonymous said...

adchftlh, just who is your god? obviously not the god of spelling "Qoun"...

Anonymous said...

Dedicated fuckwit - The call was made from the finish line judge.

Anonymous said...

"should be dominating C & B grades"
.......we are dickhead

Anonymous said...

As for Big Dag making a comeback...he was never 'there' in the first place. Just keep the Blue Vein Train rockin', Team Quon.

Anonymous said...

hey dedicated cyclist have a look at Greg Long's photos....dickhead!

Anonymous said...

John Coltrane died in 1967 you fuckwits, before all you idiots were born

Anonymous said...

Its Ok time traveller - we are just joking. But there are quite a few quon boys who were alive and kicking in 1967 - so be careful what you wish for.
.....I wish for a Long Blue Vein causing alot of pain.

Anonymous said...

All this talk of blue veins is making me hot under the collar. I'm smoother than normal down under today - a special nads waxing was in order to celebrate my amazing manhood.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Are we allowed to say that on the blog?

Spud, does the nany net allow it?

Anonymous said...

What blog? Do we have a blog?

Anonymous said...

Osama Bin Kitchen

Or os that Centrelink Spud

Anonymous said...

Smuppy

Joke are funny, you're just an idiot

Anonymous said...

Name the 'quite a few' Quon members who were alive in 1967

Anonymous said...

Me, Bigdog, Preston, Boxall, Bennett.

Anonymous said...

9 riders in B and you still couldn't win the race. Can you feel the Inadequacy of the Long Blue?

Anonymous said...

Hey TOKEN, We won, check the photo and results.

Bye mate.

Anonymous said...

Token effort, you are a prize dickwad. You can't even get the facts right..

Anonymous said...

I have it on reliable information that you are lying about some of those names Smuppy