In what is expected to be 2008's smash hit album, John Coltrane has released the first in a seven part tribute series to Canberra's largest and strongest Criterium racing team, Team QUON.Coltrane remarked "last night at QUONlo I was overcome, I was amazed and I was in awe"....as Coltrane began to quiver, he continued: "I was just so amazed by the unity, the willingness to sacrifice and the cohesion of this remarkable group of semi-professional athletes. All I can do is make my respect for the QUON known, so here goes, I guess".
With the smash hit single - "Can you feel the Pain of the Long Blue Vein" the new tribute series is tipped to dominate the airwaves for months.
Team QUON has not provided any comments on the unsolicited tribute series, however QUON spokesman SGT BIGDOG is delighted with the release, commenting that he might just make a return to the Criterium circuit, so he can be part of something worthwhile and lose the gunt that has rendered him unserviceable to the Canberra community for so long.
20 comments:
oh my god. you Qoun idiots can take no credit for you reckon is success in last night's crit. With the numbers you have in C and B grade you should be dominating. You don't and never will. Shouting down the legitimate winner of B grade is just plain poor sportsmanship. get out of our sport and find your own to ruin. Clowns.
adchftlh, just who is your god? obviously not the god of spelling "Qoun"...
Dedicated fuckwit - The call was made from the finish line judge.
"should be dominating C & B grades"
.......we are dickhead
As for Big Dag making a comeback...he was never 'there' in the first place. Just keep the Blue Vein Train rockin', Team Quon.
hey dedicated cyclist have a look at Greg Long's photos....dickhead!
John Coltrane died in 1967 you fuckwits, before all you idiots were born
Its Ok time traveller - we are just joking. But there are quite a few quon boys who were alive and kicking in 1967 - so be careful what you wish for.
.....I wish for a Long Blue Vein causing alot of pain.
All this talk of blue veins is making me hot under the collar. I'm smoother than normal down under today - a special nads waxing was in order to celebrate my amazing manhood.
I may not have Rads' Nads amazing manhood, but fuck me my balls are definitely smoother and shinier.
Nathan's Nuts, satisfying clients since 2008.
Are we allowed to say that on the blog?
Spud, does the nany net allow it?
What blog? Do we have a blog?
Osama Bin Kitchen
Or os that Centrelink Spud
Smuppy
Joke are funny, you're just an idiot
Name the 'quite a few' Quon members who were alive in 1967
Me, Bigdog, Preston, Boxall, Bennett.
9 riders in B and you still couldn't win the race. Can you feel the Inadequacy of the Long Blue?
Hey TOKEN, We won, check the photo and results.
Bye mate.
Token effort, you are a prize dickwad. You can't even get the facts right..
I have it on reliable information that you are lying about some of those names Smuppy
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