15 December 2008

A QUON Call to Arms...


Quonners,


The christmas crit is now upon us!


You will bring about the destruction of the V-Mobile war machine, the elimination of Culture Club tyranny over the oppressed peoples of QUONLo, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is somewhat well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely....The free men of the world are marching together to victory. I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory. Good luck, and let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking."


Kinds Regards

General Dwight D. Eisenhower.


P.s. No pressure Wayno.... just don't f**k it!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

you arses forgot about me! i'm going turn green just like the inredible hulk and then your going to lose!

Anonymous said...

QUONlo? The only thing low about the Quon is your combined intellect. This idea that you are anything but wannabes and tri-hards is laughable. Why don't you all stay at home and allow the crits some decency for once. Either that or go back to triathlon where shaving ones whole body is seemingly acceptable.

Anonymous said...

But bigdog, you began the trend to fully shave down.
Rads has just taken it to the next step.

ps. hook line and sinker with the real rider tag.

Anonymous said...

That would be true if it was me using the tag in this instance. Unfortunately only 1 person looks silly

Anonymous said...

Actually, the majority of the Quon look like twats most of the time.

Anonymous said...

the twat is a lovely creature,
all matted and covered with hair.
it looks like the face of a preacher,
and smalles like the ass of a bear

Anonymous said...

Given the love of hair removal with the Quon they look like brazilian twats.