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10 December 2008
QUON WIN No4 to MAN OF WAR
yup 4 weeks, 4 wins, this time it was the MAN OF WAR!
35 comments:
Anonymous
said...
That Portuguese Man o' War is the most beautiful man in cycling.
Ulisses is the most beautiful man in the Cosmos. He rides like a hot knife through butter. He strides like a male supermodel. He is glorious, fabulous and splendid all in one. He is STYLE. He is the Blue Bottle.
John, you are not real clever are you. Can you please ensure that all future comments relate to the story actually posted. Not that we really care - you are a tosser. Now, be a good public servant and go have another coffee break.
winning in style? did you actually see any of the crit while your head was firmly stuck up your own arse? I haven't been that disappointed since I saw Spuds willy. Howd you go in C lads?
i may be a twat, but i know boring racing when I see it and B grade reeked of it. you wont even be able to douche that boring stench out of your jerseys.
My destiny is 6 days away. We got points in C, and while our tactics didn't pay the reward that we were after, we all have learnt from the experience. Who cares how boring the B grade race was to some. Quon score max points in tuff windy conditions. Bruce Almighty scored as well, just not in A
Geez you guys are a real class act. God off about how good you are but can't even stay on in A grade.
Then when someone points out how shit you are you get all pissy and whiny and start talking about blokes missuses. I very much doubt the guy you had who got smashed in A grade could service my missus. The way he rode showed he had no balls whatsoever.
But keep gobbing on about how great you are in the shithouse grades. A grade is where its at and where I scored points again this week. Fuck me you blokes can't even keep up in A grade and have to have about 20 blokes working for one guy to get a result in lower grades.
Clowns asses or cyclists? You guys are the 1st option every day
It's ok John, we have issues. We never did have friends at school, it's no wonder we can't find a team. And there joke about Missy, well little do they know we bat for the other side. oops is this a public forum.....John, John
"John" - you said you scored points in A grade this week. It doesn't take a Defective Supernintendo Big Dog to realise that Potholes was the only John from A grade that finished top 10. We know you're not Potholes, so that just leaves you full of shit.
yup 4 weeks, 4 wins, this time it was the MAN OF WAR!
35 comments:
That Portuguese Man o' War is the most beautiful man in cycling.
Ulisses is the most beautiful man in the Cosmos. He rides like a hot knife through butter. He strides like a male supermodel. He is glorious, fabulous and splendid all in one. He is STYLE. He is the Blue Bottle.
Geez you did well in A grade though. How far behind did that bloke finish?
Dear John,
Please leave the shit-stirring and deep sea fishing exercises to me please.
Yours sincerely,
Dedicated, esq.
John,
you are not real clever are you. Can you please ensure that all future comments relate to the story actually posted.
Not that we really care - you are a tosser.
Now, be a good public servant and go have another coffee break.
Hey Spud,
get your own pseudonym, you dolt.
I am he, the Pink Pontiac Potato.
Team Quon does it again...winning in style! Macchiato's for everyone please.
winning in style? did you actually see any of the crit while your head was firmly stuck up your own arse? I haven't been that disappointed since I saw Spuds willy. Howd you go in C lads?
Hey lady! It aint so small - you've just got a giant twat!
Anyways, it keeps ME happy, so ha!
John, rumour has it that bloke in A grade had to pull out early so he could get home & service your missus cause you aren't doing a good enough job.
Nothing pleases like the blue vein train
I was disappointed because it was only 10 inches 'around'. I'm definately more partial to a good 12 inches of girth.
You guys don't know any 'elephant' men do you?
Quon Stalker, if you were a man I would punch you, I would punch you right in the mouth.
What happened in C grade?
i may be a twat, but i know boring racing when I see it and B grade reeked of it. you wont even be able to douche that boring stench out of your jerseys.
John, I wish your dad had pulled out early.
Hey John!
Peace brother!
Rumour has it you were conceived with a weak sperm, or your dad was tossing off and your mum sat on him at the last minute.
Kinda explains your pale, flakey constitution, I suppose.
Hats off to Mrs Mongo.
C grade is all about next week, this has been the plan from the start. Last night was about giving all the C grade Quon men a good hit out.
My destiny is 6 days away. We got points in C, and while our tactics didn't pay the reward that we were after, we all have learnt from the experience.
Who cares how boring the B grade race was to some. Quon score max points in tuff windy conditions.
Bruce Almighty scored as well, just not in A
She said i was in the elite catagory
Geez you guys are a real class act. God off about how good you are but can't even stay on in A grade.
Then when someone points out how shit you are you get all pissy and whiny and start talking about blokes missuses. I very much doubt the guy you had who got smashed in A grade could service my missus. The way he rode showed he had no balls whatsoever.
But keep gobbing on about how great you are in the shithouse grades. A grade is where its at and where I scored points again this week. Fuck me you blokes can't even keep up in A grade and have to have about 20 blokes working for one guy to get a result in lower grades.
Clowns asses or cyclists? You guys are the 1st option every day
It's ok John, we have issues. We never did have friends at school, it's no wonder we can't find a team. And there joke about Missy, well little do they know we bat for the other side. oops is this a public forum.....John, John
BIg Dog, stop pretending to be Potholes.
Well blow my smooth balls, what a controversy. In my opinion you should all get Litespeed bikes and wear gear from the 80s.
And remember, Rads' Nads (tm), satisfying jockeys, stalkers and Quon wannabes since the 80s..
.....and what ever you do John, this year; do not drink a beer while sitting on your bike.
The Quon will not tolerate such rebellious behaviour!
I should have just finished the race instead of dropping around to your place. It would have been more easier money and more pleasurable.
.....and we never say sorry
The only thing that dropped, Bruce, was your level of manhood as you rode like a pussy.
I don't have a missus anyway, too busy scoring points in A grade
"John" has just been exposed as a fraud, as we all know that Potholes is married to The Chick.
Who the heck is Potholes? There's more than 1 John in A Grade you idiots, but you'd have to be competitive there to know
I know who John is - he is a cockhead. I think it is best not to respond to his comments.
He needs to train.
"John" - you said you scored points in A grade this week. It doesn't take a Defective Supernintendo Big Dog to realise that Potholes was the only John from A grade that finished top 10. We know you're not Potholes, so that just leaves you full of shit.
Dear John
You've been shown to suck dick.
Love, Team Quon
John is my middle name dopey
Convenient dip shit.
Eat it up pissy pants Z graders
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