Tom Boonen revealed today in a press conference the reasons for his unprecedented form in the Tour de France this year.
"Hulloooo, yes I have hooked up with zee new training partner. We are doing zee A grade miles, zee moto-pacing, dressing on zee left, and building up to zee 7 to 7 efforts. I am zee Belgium frites eater you know, so had heard of zee 6 day races, but had no idea what zee 7 to 7 effort or zee pinger vus. It has all taken zee fitness to zee new level."
Tonii refused to comment. But has been heard to say the word 'zee' a hell of a lot recently.
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This Saturday night's a goer hey QUON?
WHO WHat When and Where!
YOu Fucking IDIOT!!!
Don't worry Kirra, I'll text you the details.
Tonii will be doing a lot of riding, we have given him a sticker.
Dont bother texting her Pysie, it would be a hell of a lot easier to roll over, put your arm under the doona and tap her on the shoulder!
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