14 February 2010

BoW - 0 from 3 this season.

Wombats would be ashamed! The 2009/2010 season has left his little brother without a finishing result in all of the endurance mtb events he has entered this season.
Br Mouldy, the sponsor and brother in-law of BoW could not be contacted this evening to comment, either was Wombats, but the current QUON Master was quoted, stating that " the athlete's of the QUON create, no, demand their own fortune. Rookies just don't get it!"
QUON members purposely did not enter the "Husky 100" to provide BoW a clear run, and break the voodoo that the satanic worshiper has on his fellow team mates, but wasted their time due to the humidity in the air prevented the black sheep competing.
We hope to see a finishing tick next to his name this Wednesday night

4 comments:

Just saying said...

Hey, wasn't Wombats that fat arsed guy that took a tumble on his mtb. Got a scratch and some sand in it, which became infected and made his arm ache for a day. And so canned riding crits for the rest of his life as he didn't want to get any more sand in anything.

They sound very closely related to me.

Wombats said...

I live in Holland (you know)

tapering for the Angry Doctor said...

finish? finish?!

club freakin' champion my friend

Just the facts said...

It's actually 0 from 4:

3 ring circus: DNF (The Rock)
Angry Doctor: DNF (a million degrees)
Highland Fling: DNF (Mouldy)
Husky 100: DNF (Bhodie's 50yr storm)