09 February 2010

Spanking & Fines



The follow indiscretions will receive a spank and a fine during this week's crit (spanks can also be bought separately):

* An innovative fine for the goose who keeps on promising us videos, but not delivering.

* Fines for every QUON Elder who does not show up.

* Fines for every sponsor of a QUON Rookie if their rookie doesn't turn up. (BOTH Trav & Rads will be fined if Robobo no shows)

* A fine for the loser of Paddy versus Greggo in E grade. We want to see you attack, attack, attack each other relentlessly.

* A fine for anyone who begs their mum to turn up, only to crack under the pressure. She loves you no matter what - we struggle at the best of times.

* A fine for the DOMinator.


QM

5 comments:

Litespeed Dave said...

Is she Indian, maybe just a little bit. As Rads would say OhhLaLa?

I ride a Litespeed, do you ride a Litespeed.

MCA said...

Dont forget the fines for kit and bottle violations

greggo said...

What about fines for being a cock sucking QM

BoW said...

Yeah, I will second that. I hate the guy. He is a prick!

a quon elder said...

We all agree, but being the day of love, I am not allowed to call him a weird and arrogant little man.