09 March 2010

The Oscars - QUON Style

Dry clean your best tracksuit, spit polish your best runners, and get on ebay for some serious bling!
Once that is done, head to the Lighthouse @ Belconnen on Saturday March 20, for the annual Rod Tidwell award night for Team QUON - arguably the best cycling team ever to race in the CCC summer criterium series. EVER
Br Mouldy will win the award for the 2nd year running, whilst Randwick the incumbent QM will steal the NO IDEA prize for the 2009/2010 season.
The WAGS will look sensational whilst the blokes will look cheap.
Who cares about the QM! We don't like him anyway
STUFF THE VODKA - MORE VINO BEATCH!

22 comments:

bigdog said...

I have a couple of FUBU tracksuits, bought duty free that I am willing to offload to fellow Quon members. If you are interested please call. 1800 XXXXXXXX ( private number - sorry)

Kirra Rankin said...

Thanks Pysie, I've been waiting for the invite.

XXOO

Pysie said...

Sorry babe, I'm married now.

J. Clarke - in-law of Bingle said...

Sorry guys, I can't make it, got to work, or , just saw the forecast and it will be raining on the 20th, or , my hands are too small and they only have big glasses and no straws at the lighthouse, or , I am too fat and can't fit into my FUBU tracksuit.

I stand for something...just don't know what it is just yet.

Sent from my i - phone. Just like a porsche, just cheaper

bruce the almighty said...

Kirra, page me whenever. drop by when i give you the all clear. its on.

Frankie, who knows rads squeals over 120 kph said...

I get head jobs at 200 mph soft cock

STOMPS INCORPORATED said...

Fuck! I got my car up to 200km/h with spud's bike on top. He squealed good.

Z4 driver, also a hair dresser said...

My husbands car hasn't yet cracked 110. It really sucks driving to sydney. It's not a legit z4 obviously, you know.

QUON Royalty, the King of POP said...

Can I get a left hand glove in pink?

Queen of POP said...

Can i get a Royal QUON limp wristed glove in drapac red? Good for when i give myself an auto-erotic choke wank.

Snap, crackle and Josh said...

RICE BUBBLES!!!

QUON Stalker said...

is anybody out there?? Randy isn't really a star, so I'm on to the next "big" thing...I reckon Matty S would sh!t all over young padwan.

padwan said...

But quon stalker you haven't let me prove myself yet! Let me show you my choke wank and it will be on

KRankin said...

So Almighty, same time, same place?

the casual observer said...

Jesus H Christ. Someone was BORED.

Mrs. A said...

Behind the bike sheds after school bitch its on

Anonymous said...

It's obvious some of you guys are batting way above your average...

The Rock said...

Maybe....but it is a very high average

DICKHEAD

Brethren of the QUON said...

Working as a team since 199? (the year Matty J showed us how)

QUON stalker said...

Randy, you may still have a chance to impress me..but only if you deliver a smokin' performance.

not the male model said...

Tell the ladies to frock up.
Preston will be in attendance.

The rock said...

QM - no one really cares!