13 May 2010

Road trip - firman style!!

Time to hit the weights boys, get the fake tan and coconut oil ready, mow the lawns and look after the kids.
This years road trip to end all road trips will be run under the umbrella of the "Fireman's Code of Conduct", Section 11; sub section c) - Road Trips.
This will be the last road trip married men will be permitted to attend while still married, and the last road trip single men will attend as single men! Just as the old Chinese fireman proverb states..." no one parties like a fireman"

15 comments:

Sparkie said...

TQ has the greatest fire fighting cyclist in Canberra.

Bar NONE.

B-Rads said...

Best in South Eastern Australia.
Dumb; but strong.

Geoffie said...

no no no. The Chinee proverb is "Fireman know how to handle hose"

The real Jeffrey said...

you may now refer to me as POLE SMOKER.

cos I work my pole so hard it smokes.

the real J-dog said...

No no no. I suck cock. I have looked in my chinese proverb book and I can't seem to find anything that says anything witty about that.

spudspud said...

Who is Firman?

slightly aroused superhero said...

I'm Firman.

Don Burke said...

I'm not sure who Firman is, but I'm sure he's a perennial

Simi said...

Well picked up Spudly, and I am glad that someone has picked up the role of Spelling Policeman , now that we have pissed the former Spelling Policeman off.

A FIRMAN is an old English term used to describe a cock-smoking saviour of cats stuck up tree's and describes the only profession that can get away with wearing braces on the outside of their t-shirt.

A FIRMAN is the workhorse of the Frie Department, and as B-Rads pointed out a few days ago, a FIRMAN is often required to lift heavy things, and not required to do any tactical or strategic thinking.

Capt. Average said...

not true, I hate cats

ilovewiki said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firman_%28decree%29

Simi said...

You are a wanker Bigdog!
it was a joke!

QUON Stalker said...

Will any firemen have their hoses out?

Simi said...

Indeed Ms Stalker.
Randy has a garden hose.
The Firman has a standard 80mm hose.
Mongo is the water cannon that welcomed Jess inot Sydney Harbour today.

(hats off)

Anonymous said...

And hats off to the partners left behind - I hope they party Stalker style while you guys are away!!