10 May 2010

TQ Stands out at Giro d'Italia


Team QUON showed today that it can still have an effect on major races. Upon seeing the famed TQ logo on the outskirts of Utrecht, Rabobank's Rick Flens was so inspired it spurred him on to launch an audacious attempt at stealing the second stage of the first Grand Tour of the 2010 season.

Whilst pleased with his brief moment out the front, Flens whinged and whined to Team QUON that he wasn't happy that Tyler Farrar was allowed to burgle the stage like he did. "I know for a fact he rode really well at the Tour of Bright last year. It's just disappointing when you put in so much hard work, and you see it all disappear because a guy hasn't been graded properly."

5 comments:

the limp, lifeless sock said...

i represent the descent of the quon's manhood into a worthless piece of tiny flesh, bridging the ever decreasing gap between cock and vagina

Anonymous said...

Where's the other sock? crusty and under Spuds bed?

Jacqui said...

I've got the other sock. It's with the glove that I stole.

Napisan man said...

that sock has some suss stains

on the inside.

Anonymous said...

Because all Team QUON riders were graded correctly, and without complaint... Poor Team QUON.